I killed thousands of people.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Captain Cannabis, Jan 28, 2008.

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  1. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    your a stupid asshole for hitting someone in the nuts.
     
  2. LanSLIde

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    Any guy that beats up a girl usually gets a shot in the balls, anyway (and deserves one). I know how that shit hurts, but fuck the kid.

    aha sucks about losing them, though, I don't know how he deserved that one. Must've been a nice fucking hit and on target.
     
  3. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    I dunno.

    hit him in the face or something.

    IMO, it's a bitch thing to do when you hit someone in the nuts. cheap shot.
     
  4. LanSLIde

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    Yeah man, I would say so, at least in any fair fight. This wasn't even a fight, more retribution, but I don't know, at his age, with a bunch of people yelling for me to bag a kid, I probably would've just for performance anxiety.
     
  5. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I probably should have mentioned I was 12 when this happened....
     
  6. CloudFlower

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    That really sucks man, it'll defiantly make you think twice next time about resorting to violence. I feel sorry for the kid... you need to learn some restraint. Peer pressure is never an excuse. You could have blackmailed him or done something other than psychically hurting him.
     
  7. majikstranger

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    i think this depends on why the guy beat your sister and how bad. If your sister was a bitch (no disrespect) and basically asked to be beat then his punishment shouldnt have been so severe. If on the other hand this kid was a jerk and hurt your sister then by all means the punishment suits him, study the way of the samurai and you''ll know why
     
  8. Cplustoner

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    i wouldnt worry about it, its his problem now not yours
     
  9. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Ok yeah in a way you did ruin the guys life but think of it this way (if it is true) the dude was hitting on a girl, hes going to grow up to be a wife beater and raise little wife beaters!
     
  10. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    so (if it is true) you did the world a favor.
     
  11. ShanaBanana

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    That is so freakin' sad. I feel really sorry for the kid. I also feel sorry for you.
     
  12. Gumby

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    So you are saying that he should have anally butt raped him prison style? Maybe that wouldn't have sounded bad when the principal asked what he did him. He could have told the principal that he gave him a penatentary back rub.
     
  13. Gumby

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    I guess from your point of view, many women eat thousands of people. Cannibalism on the first date, yum!
     
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    So Captain let me get this straight, you at the age of 12 made an 11 year old get is balls cut off? If this is true, I hope you understand that this child will try, and maybe succeed, to kill you? He will most likely do this when you are both in your 20's so you may have a few more years, but he will surely do his best to end you.
     
  15. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    no guy should go for the balls of another guy unless its a desperate situation, thats the most cowardly way to win in a fight...specially if the kid was crying. You should have just made him fight if you wanted to hurt him that much
     
  16. MaryJBlaze

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    1. I find this story VERY hard to believe
    2. a fun fact about testicles:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Testicle

    Common Uses :D

    Many people don't realize that amputated testicles serve many purposes. In America, they are used as chewing gum along with the foreskin. In some regions of Africa, they are burned as incest during the ceremonial sacrificing of the pebbles and bottle of Coca-Cola that fell from the sky. In England, amputated testicles are often placed in the knees of short people in order to encourage growth.
     
  17. PeaceAndRasta

    PeaceAndRasta Senior Member

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    omg! i bet that kids life is ruined!
     
  18. PeaceAndRasta

    PeaceAndRasta Senior Member

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    hahahaha ! awesome! :D
     
  19. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Fuck the principal, and fuck prisons.

    Im talking of rape, a shocking and traumatising experience, leaving some weak, some stronger.

    Im also talking of murder/death, and end to it all. No matter how quick, just bang and thats it - like before birth.

    And then im talking about having everything that makes you a male taken away. Scientifically speaking, The natural purpose of life : to pass down ones genes to the offspring, taken away from you. So, life is pointless now, under some curcustances, and end to that family tree. Now also, many hormones stop getting released, making your libido dissapear completely. You cannot get hard, cannot perform whatsoever, because without hormones - a dark and wet hole of some drunk bitch nolonger seems appealing.
    Your voice becomes very squeeky, you become overweight due to major depression. Attempt and fail at suicide numorous times. Suicide bomb a catholic church at age 29.

    So yeah, imho, complete loss of testicles is worse than rape or death.
     
  20. YoMama

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    I don't believe a punch in the groin would lead to amputation if that were true there would be a lot more amputees around...
     
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