I killed thousands of people.

It'sCharlez · Feb 3, 2008

yo if this is true i think your a fuckin bitch hittin dude in the nuts and shit then he had to get them cut off be a man nigga

mystical_shroom · Feb 6, 2008

Captain Cannabis said:

There was this kid at my school who beat my sister up (he was a guy) he was a year younger than me but I didnt care because he hit my sister. So I go up to him and flip out and stuff then finally the kid was crying because he knew I was going to beat him up but then when he cried I couldnt do it.

Then I thought how could I hurt this kid without really hurting him? I could just push him over, but then I asked the crowd of people who were around what I should do to the peice of shit, they said I should bag him (punch himm in the nuts). I didnt want to but I did it anyways, he fell over crying (anyone would).

But he couldnt get up. Then the next week the principal takes me out of class and asks me: was it a punch or a kick? And I look at him and say what? but he goes you know what I mean, you hit (kids name) in the groin and then I thought shit should I lie? but then it turns out I hit the kid so hard his nuts tangled up.

And guess what, they had to amputate them, so now the kid has no balls.

And thats how a killed thousands of unborn people
Click to expand...

Yeah, I am sure they "amputated" his balls...

I have a question, were your parents aware of something called birth control?

ALeathalDose · Feb 6, 2008

redyelruc said:

My brother twisted his nuts playing basketball when he was 16. He had a pain but went to bed cos he was embarassed to tell my mum. Anyway, he woke up in the middle of the night in agony and went to the hospital.

He had an operation to get them un-knotted and I remember the doctors telling him that he was lucky to have gotten there in time, cos after about 24 hours without a steady blood supply, the bollock will die.
Click to expand...

Just about the same thing happened to one of my friends. He went to sleep too and the doctors said he was lucky to keep his balls. (For him it was a birth defect though)

as for my response to the post.... if this is true... big if...
and you dont feal sorry you need some serious mental help... that is fucked up man... the only way i could see this being something that I wouldnt regret is if he raped or molested my sister... thats it! and even then i dont think that I would do ANYTHING to his junk id probably just follow the steps in how people would kill you if you did this to them... similiar to mr.greenxxx response.

Wormed · Feb 6, 2008

if it really happened, he wouldn't be posting about it... that's some hardcore shit.

nextGENERATIONhippie · Feb 6, 2008

Captain Cannabis said:

There was this kid at my school who beat my sister up (he was a guy) he was a year younger than me but I didnt care because he hit my sister. So I go up to him and flip out and stuff then finally the kid was crying because he knew I was going to beat him up but then when he cried I couldnt do it.

Then I thought how could I hurt this kid without really hurting him? I could just push him over, but then I asked the crowd of people who were around what I should do to the peice of shit, they said I should bag him (punch himm in the nuts). I didnt want to but I did it anyways, he fell over crying (anyone would).

But he couldnt get up. Then the next week the principal takes me out of class and asks me: was it a punch or a kick? And I look at him and say what? but he goes you know what I mean, you hit (kids name) in the groin and then I thought shit should I lie? but then it turns out I hit the kid so hard his nuts tangled up.

And guess what, they had to amputate them, so now the kid has no balls.

And thats how a killed thousands of unborn people
Click to expand...

First i just want to say this is EXTREMLY hard to believe, I've never heard of someone having their balls amputated. Second, technically that kid had like 250 million sperm down there, not thousands. And third, I'm sure he probibly wasnt gonna have millions, or even thousands of kids... if he was gonna have any at all, but that doesnt really matter because this story isnt tru.

Paganvamp666 · Feb 7, 2008

Hxc

Xzei · Feb 9, 2008

i realy dont think your that fucked up

seriously
who here didnt kick someone in the nuts when they where 11 (around middle shcool age i think?)

he just kicked harder and he had a reason to
the kid deserved it a guy should never EVER hit a girl
let alone beat one up...

Xac · Feb 9, 2008

Wormed said:

if it really happened, he wouldn't be posting about it...
Click to expand...

That is so far from the truth you really would be surprised.

mr.greenxxx · Feb 9, 2008

Xzei said:

i realy dont think your that fucked up

seriously
who here didnt kick someone in the nuts when they where 11 (around middle shcool age i think?)

he just kicked harder and he had a reason to
the kid deserved it a guy should never EVER hit a girl
let alone beat one up...
Click to expand...

normally i agree, but this guys post didnt include anything about his sister. she may not be an innocent nun. imo if a woman hits you, hit her back. UNLESS she hits you first, or robbs from you, or does anything you would beat up anyone else for, then yeah.

for all you know this kids sister might have lightly kicked him in the balls, he tought her a lesson, and now hes brother ruined his life... i dont think he will want to teach a lesson, maybe make an example...

also im starting to doubt this is true also =)

rebelfight420 · Feb 9, 2008

Tough guy.. beats up a crying 14 year old.

p.s. if your anything like your sister she had it coming

.trippin.. · Feb 13, 2008

holy shit man i am angered for this kid
WHAT THE FUCK MAN HE HAS NO MORE BALLS!!
yeah man i would defiantely kill you slowly..very slowly, and enjoy every fuckin second of it. i cant believe this kid didn't say anything about it.
he's still got a cock thought so he can fuck. man i can just picture the chicks reaction. HAHAHAHAH!!

slybond · Feb 20, 2008

ruthless

kick-out-the-jams · Feb 21, 2008

that is fucked up.. living your life with no balls cos of some kid
hahahahahahaha

KJohns24029 · Feb 21, 2008

Brutal

Wizalsh · Feb 21, 2008

Captain Cannabis said:

There was this kid at my school who beat my sister up (he was a guy) he was a year younger than me but I didnt care because he hit my sister. So I go up to him and flip out and stuff then finally the kid was crying because he knew I was going to beat him up but then when he cried I couldnt do it.

Then I thought how could I hurt this kid without really hurting him? I could just push him over, but then I asked the crowd of people who were around what I should do to the peice of shit, they said I should bag him (punch himm in the nuts). I didnt want to but I did it anyways, he fell over crying (anyone would).

But he couldnt get up. Then the next week the principal takes me out of class and asks me: was it a punch or a kick? And I look at him and say what? but he goes you know what I mean, you hit (kids name) in the groin and then I thought shit should I lie? but then it turns out I hit the kid so hard his nuts tangled up.

And guess what, they had to amputate them, so now the kid has no balls.

And thats how a killed thousands of unborn people
Click to expand...

i am calling bull shit on that one

killuminati · Feb 21, 2008

pwned

weedwhacker · Feb 22, 2008

yes this is serious. first of all, it would be much more than thousands of people. in fact every time someone masturbates they are creating millions upon millions of sperm cells. now think about how much semen he would have made in his entire lifetime. sex is one of the greatest gifts given to us, in fact as humans we are designed to enjoy and crave sex more than anything else, because the point of humans is to make more humans. you ruined his life because you killed any chances of him being a normal person. he will not be able to have kids, or enjoy sex. i find this very sad, if it's true.

killuminati · Feb 22, 2008

yes, that number of fuckshitted to-be humans increases exponentially depending on how long human's live. the line of magnitude could be huge.
watch your back. this guy is probably devising his master plan as we type.

heywood floyd · Feb 25, 2008

You made a kid lose his nuts for something he didn't even do??? That's the most fucked up thing I have ever heard!! He's never going to be okay! He's not even through puberty yet, which means he's never going to become an adult! He's going to have to take testosterone pills just so he doesn't grow tits, and that will be the least of his problems... he's fucking castrated!!!

I can't believe no one has done anything... but I know this kind of thing CAN happen, so if this isn't a lie, you should be tortured to death by someone very experienced who enjoys torture and can think up all kinds of new ways to do it. And if that doesn't happen, I'll do it myself.

Mr. Melty · Feb 25, 2008

So now, what would happen if he didn't take testosterone?

Log in or Sign up

I killed thousands of people.

It'sCharlez Member

mystical_shroom acerbic

ALeathalDose Member

Wormed Member

nextGENERATIONhippie Member

Paganvamp666 Member

Xzei Member

Xac Visitor

mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

rebelfight420 Banned

.trippin.. Member

slybond Member

kick-out-the-jams Member

KJohns24029 Member

Wizalsh Member

killuminati Member

weedwhacker TFM Bro!

killuminati Member

heywood floyd Banned

Mr. Melty Member

Share This Page

Log in or Sign up

I killed thousands of people.

It'sCharlez Member

mystical_shroom acerbic

ALeathalDose Member

Wormed Member

nextGENERATIONhippie Member

Paganvamp666 Member

Xzei Member

Xac Visitor

mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

rebelfight420 Banned

.trippin.. Member

slybond Member

kick-out-the-jams Member

KJohns24029 Member

Wizalsh Member

killuminati Member

weedwhacker TFM Bro!

killuminati Member

heywood floyd Banned

Mr. Melty Member

Share This Page

Useful Searches