i just...

...tried to get a fly stoned. But it flew away. Then started dive-bombing me and trying to land on my face. I will get it stoned before I leave this room. lol

 

Haha that's an awesome idea. We were talking about flies a few days ago when I was stoned..is it true that they only live for one day? (24 hrs)

 

Can't be true... a year or so ago I trained a fly that was living in my house.
It'd always fly around me and land on my arm. it followed me around the house and everything, I named him Flye.

 

lol that's hillarious. never got an animal (or insect) stoned. animals drinking beer is pretty funny, tho. getting a gerbil or guinea pig high would be fun.

 

No it wouldn't. It's just evil. If you were high when you didn't know what weed is, you would be VERY scared and paranoid. Imagine if you were an animal.

 

This guy I know got his dog high before. I wasnt there tho so I donno what the dog did..

 

How long did you have this..pet?

 

I always get my cat high. He loves it.

 

Not sure... Maybe a few weeks at most? he was very obedient though.

I get my dog stoned all the time and he loves it. Whenever I smoke he sits beside me and sometimes even growls when I don't blow my hits at him.
But I could see how getting some unsuspecting animal high could be a no-no.
Maybe it's just because my dog's used to it?
But he didn't seem to freak out his first time (When he ate a piece of a weed cookie that fell on the ground before I could pick it up)

 

I made some weed brownies once, I threw away the sautéd pot outside. My dog thought it smelled quite tasty, so he ate quite a bit before I could stop him. He was definitely stoned though.

 

my friends say that it's better to blow into your pets ears than his face, because it goes straight to his brain and it doesn't mess up their sensitive noses...

im pretty sure this is bullshit though, because when you inhale it, it goes into your bloodstream through the little thingies in your lungs, and theres no way into the bloodstream through your ear that I know of... my friends are, unfortunately, pretty dumb...but they're fun to hang out with so its straight...

anyway im too afraid to get my dogs stoned, because one is a little 3-pound long haired chihuahua and im afraid even a little bit would be way too much for him, I dont really want to have him freakin out, and he's only 9 months old, so i don't think he's ready...
and the other is a 100 lb golden retriever. My little chihuahua always bites his tail and makes him mad but he knows if he hurts the chihuahua, he will get in trouble... im afraid if i get him high he'll hurt my little dog

 

lol john, that's funny.

 

My dog always comes up to me when I'm lighting up a bowl outside. She loves getting high, but I would never force it on her.

 

My dogs love getting stoned. I grab a box of dog biscuits for them and chocolate for me and we have the munchies together.

 

do you think its safe though, with my dogs... im afraid it will be too intense for little chico (my chihuahua)...

he seems to like it, he always sniffs my pocket when its in there and then looks up at me...

 

I've heard the same thing about blowing the smoke into the dog's ear. I've always been skeptical of believing it, but I've never heard proof one way or another. Anyone want to dispel the rumor?

 

maby when you blow the smoke in there face it does like the same thig as catnip or sumthin
(i donno im sooo high)

 

I used to get my dog stoned alot. I even made a little bong that went over his muzzle that I could blow smoke into. He didnt seem to mind it that much and would allways come around when I smoked. I have never been able to see any changes in dogs though when they get high so I find it pointless and dont do it anymore.

 

There are different types of flies and different lengths of life span. The only I know is that a fruit fly(male) will live for 10 days. Females will live longer because they have to carry eggs and stuff, but I'm unsure about how long it was they live.

And I once got a spider high. It was funny as hell. It couldn't even move. I put a q-tip right in front of it, and poked it a little. A couple hours later he woke up, though.

 

lol I get my Guinnea pigs stoned all the time. They don't freak out they know about these plants better than we do. They just kind chill out and chirp. And then they munch out on Carrots.