i just won.....

2 million euros in some kind of internet lottery. got 2 identical emails bout it today

funny thing is i dont remember ever entering one.

its sposedly supported by people like the sultan of brunei.

i think theyre full of shit. once i respond im probly gonna get a shit load of spam.

 

...or send them your account number so they can transfer you all the money...

 

ONG!!! UR RICH NOW!!!!!!!11!!!1

 

Yup! My SIL got one of those...swore it was true and she was going to do all these things with that money...I tried to tell her...it's been 6 months now and she's still waitin'.... LOL!

 

I won things from Sprite bottles. Made me feel good.

 

My step dad had the nerve to forward me a junk email spam thing saying Bill Gates was giving away money to everyone who forwarded the message... Like the more people you sent it to the more money you got. After that my email got flooded... I hate message forwarding

 

...and you're giving me half right?

 

That whole Bill Gates email is an actual internet urban legend. I got it once too. my mother sent it to me, she's still waiting to get some sorta check in the mail.

 

you want half of my spam???

 

I think she meant half of your sperm.

 

well the bright side is that at least a few of them
have figgured out that URGANT REPLY REQUESTED
equals delete now without opening
if you can call that a 'bright' side

"oh lord
won't you buy me a mercadies benz
my friends all drive porches
i must make amends ..."

=^^=
.../\...

 

I want half of the money, and ALL of your sperm.

 

well its been sitting here for a while, waiting for you to come get it

 

Stagnant sperm?
However could a girl resist?!
I'll be over in 10 minutes.