I Just Want to Climb a Tree

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by learn2see, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i just want to live out in the woods by myself, where i don't have to hear some asshole's tv or stereo. i can't because i live in the america that is, instead of the free country it pretends to be.

    grow claws and fur and a long fluufy tail and sleep on branches in trees sound cool.
    i'd still like to see solar powered narrow gauge railways though.
    but even that, to not have to live with inanity of human society, would be wonderful, and there's no GOOD reason anyone shouldn't be allowed to.
     
  2. findingmyself

    findingmyself Member

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    Find the tree and ill travel across the world to sit on top perched like an egle bold and mighty
     
  3. lillallyloukins

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    i'm with you on that!!!! :sunny: trees are great!!! infact, i want to live in a treehouse... would be a dream come true for me to do that :2thumbsup:
     
  4. Random_Zephyr

    Random_Zephyr Lifer

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    Its all in the legs! Find a tree trunk you can wrap your legs and arms around, and use your legs to inchworm your body up the tree until you can find branches. I encourage you to try it before the snow melts so it can break your inevitable fall. Oh, and please film it & post a link to the video here!
     
  5. learn2see

    learn2see Member

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    I feel exactly the same! Except the claws and fur part. I should of been born thousands of years ago.
     
  6. learn2see

    learn2see Member

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    It's melting already the seasons were really unusual this year. It just rained in January.
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Plant a genetically modified acorn... feed it steroids and super fertilizer... wait and grab the terminal bud as it shoots upward.
     
  8. lil_hippie13

    lil_hippie13 Guest

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    f#@kin a right!! i couldnt of said it better myself!!
     
  9. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I am a really good tree climber but I am not the best one for getting back down.

    I took out my sister when we were about 12 and 15 as she broke my fall.

    Love that smashed little frame to death, I do. :)
     

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