I just thought about this and it sounds weird but

My mother is a nurse too. She's definitely told me some rather disgusting stories!

And you're right, you can't be offended easily if you plan on spending time in this place!

 

Why, you had diarrhea at your dinner table tonight?

 

My father and brothers somehow always turn the conversation around to farting or pooping....

 

bye guys, catch you later this weekend, off to wallow in the shit porn world

 

Have fun...bring toilet paper....

 

so are they ethier doing it or talking about it?
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Hmmm, that sounds an awful lot like my dad's side of the family too!

At one of our family reunions, someone put fake rubber turds on top of one of the casseroles. Oh, they thought it was freaking hilarious!

 

Have a good time! Just don't let the shit hit the fan, okay?

 

i wouldn't have been able to eat dinner after that, id have been in the toilet throwing up
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A little from column A and a little from column B.

 

I remember thinking it was pretty gross and couldn't figure out why everyone was cracking up so much over it.

Oh and someone always has to talk about how they thought they were going to fart but instead crapped their pants. Isn't that just lovely?

And goodness forbid if you help yourself to any beans. One of the men will loudly announce that you're going to be farting all night.