I just thought about this and it sounds weird but

Yeah. He didn't want any candy though. You've taught him well

 

Typical male fantasy. Come on, you can do better than that!

 

the shit hits the fan- hahahahahaha
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Hehehe, I'm a totally softie. It breaks my heart to see their little pouty lips sticking out and those tears. But you're right, I know you are. I guess I'm going to have to lay down the law. Say bye-bye diapers

She's making progress. Before she could care less if she sat in her mess, but now she tells you immediately. Her thing lately is saying she has to go to the potty, except it's too late when she tells you. But she's been asking to wear her underwear more. Much moreso than my son.

 

I think that was the actual name of it too! Have you seen it?

 

how dare you, what most you think of me, probably that I sit around all day watching crap by the sounds of things
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No, not at all!

 

don't try and back out of this now you've said it.
this threads gone to shit
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It has, hasn't it?

 

I'm still getting over the fact you asked me wether I saw a porno with poo in it, I'm English I will remind you, we don't do things like that
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Enslish people love shit, honestly every time I am around people from there they are talking about it, especially the females!

 

Oh...well...I assumed when you said "when the shit hit the fan"...and I remember that being the title...I just figured maybe you had.

 

So he's just yanking my chain? I'm sitting here all getting ready to PM an apology because I'm all worried that I seriously insulted him!

 

Yeah I'm sure every nurse thats ever been unemployed would be queuing up for the priveralige although I don't know why I'm expecting anything different from the person who thinks that touching yourself is a gay sex act.
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pshhh helll yes he is, he was most likely talking about diahrrea at the dinner table with his mother earlier

 

<- look at my expression do I look insulted?
just pulling your chain, very apt
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Diarrhea at the dinner table? Are you serious?

 

Oh, he must have been for dinner at my house then....

 

Good, good. I was feeling all bad, thinking I had gotten you worked up, envisioning you kicking me out of SS, the whole deal!

At first I thought maybe you were joking, but then I wasn't quite sure. Ahh, got to love the internet!

 

my mother and I are both nurses, so yes it happens.

you've not offended me, however people who think the human race is getting more open minded, should spend a couple of hours on here, the stuff people come out with, if it wasn't so funny it would be down right offensive
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