i just talked to my best friend on the phone

yeah....shes a lesbian. lesbians don't like men.

anyway, i just remembered its her birthday, so i should call her today.

 

dood weird. i bet she's fakin'

 

I call myself at work and leave myself voicemail messages... And go in the next day and listen to them as if they are stories after my own heart...

 

for sure. like she has a birthday...

 

I tell people not to call me because I will intentionally ignore the phone unless it's got to do with college, work, or medical stuff. I just preffer talking face to face

 

I much prefer instant messenger/email to everything else. Namely because of the fact that it allows me the ability to think things out before they're spoken. Like, I can read my messages and realize how stupid they are before anyone else gets to hear them. It's nice.

 

I hate phones. If I don't recognize the number, I don't answer it. Sometimes even if I do know who it is, I let it go to voicemail.

 

I like yelling at telemarketers. It's a great stress reliever.