I just swallowed a stapler pin!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naruto, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    your stomach acids will take care of it...
     
  2. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    i auto subscribe every thread i post in :cheers2::eek::p
     
  3. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    In my professional opinion, I would have to say I second this.
     
  4. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Oh well THAT is a good idea!! :D

    :cheers2:
     
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    pica kills millions of[​IMG]..
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Well if you don't die your gonna sure wish you did when you shit it out.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    stomach stapling is a proven method of weight loss.
     
  8. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Turns out you're not the only one.

    At least you're not pregnant.

    I am 5 months pregnant now...I think I might have accidentally swallowed a staple that was in a bag of popcorn I was eating. Would this go into the baby's food supply, or does it get filtered out?
    2 years ago
     
  9. McLeodGanja

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    Is he alright?

    He hasn't posted anything since this.
     
  10. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha... :D

    But he always does this.
     
  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    He's probably just stuck in the bathroom too scared to shit.
     
  12. McLeodGanja

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    Why that doity no good...
     
  13. McLeodGanja

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    Maybe he farted and stapled his ass to a chair.
     
  14. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :D Maybe so.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    She has a whole lot more to worry about than a staple, seeing as she's retarded...

    The baby's "food supply"? Does she think it get served sandwiches on a tray or what? The cord transports fluid, and staples are what's known as a solid.
     
  17. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Plus she swallowed a staple and went on Yahoo for answers :rolleyes:

    Poor baby :(
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Indeed.
     
  19. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Poor baby?!

    That kid has a staple in his/her diet - that baby's gonna have superpowers!

    My bets on the the power to talk to animals. :cool:
     
  20. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    [​IMG]

    Stapler Boy, to the rescue!!
     
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