i just sucked my dick for the first time

Yeah, really...

If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house.

 

you're all either a bunch of freaks or liars, and im not refering to the original poster.
A. you all know you'd do it if you could
B. at least 50 percent of you have at one point tried to do it
C. at least 30 percent of you are under the age of 18 and would think anything was gross so long as you saw the majority of other people saying it was gross
D. flaming is breaking the rules, so be nice, especially in the confessions forum

 

you're awesome hunny

 

I think it is one of those things (like rolling your tongue) some pun intended either you are jointed or can do it or just totally can not. I have not tried in years, only back when I was in my late teens, early twenty's, I tried and I mean really tried every way I could think of to make the attempt and just never happened.

I figure if it were just something anyone could do just by like practice, there would be A LOT of Self Help books out there on the bookstore shelves.

Masterbation long ago would have been common knowledge if a large or majority could do it, even if saying never even tried.

Peace RX

 

Well i am a freak and a liar but that is besides the point, i stand by what i said, i don't beleive my expressed opinion has been swayed by others opinions...

 

wtf?????


made me think of this pop up that came up on my computer when I was maybe 12,13 for some reason I rememeber it, but it was called {Nick the self sucker}

yep thats you.

 

ps. how do you { not tryingly} suck your own dick???

 

^^ I agree with him.

You all KNOW you would if you could.

I just really, honestly thought it was impossible...

Good job mayn

 

This is soooo stupid!
Damn, man!
You ARE desperate!

 

agreed.

 

lmao

 

I'm sorry, but this doesn't sound like an accident to me. The part about you plopping your dick in just sounds a little too "on purpose."

I wouldn't be shocked that a guy who isn't gay went down on himself out of sheer curiosity and gymanastic skill, flexibility, or some combination.

 

didnt you morons read the fucking post i think i would know if i were gay and it wasnt an accident that i put it in my mouth it was an accident how close i got i just didnt specify

 

and i know every single man on this forum has tried and if you say you havent you just a liar or you dont have a penis

 

oh, for fuck's sake, we all masturbate. who cares who thinks it's gross.

but still, you've been practicing...

 

you know what this reminds me of? the movie clerks were that guy's cousin dies trying to suck his own dick

 

WOW... i dont know how you could just accidently w/o trying, suck your own dick

 

he was trying to lick his butthole like his dog does ...

 

every one give it up for this guy yes i was infact not trying to suck my dick i was trying to lick my asshole like my dog does

 

hey, don't knock it.