Only men know this... but fucking a girl who's a slut is terrible. They just lay there... seriously... they just lay there. I made that mistake once (without really knowing that she was one of them "I'm a really sexual person" type of girls)... and I swear... she just lay there.
Often meetings with disease-ridden whores are made possible by first pounding down numerous Bud Lites.
chug down a steel reserve!! AHHHHHHHH that shit is worse than budlight times 100.. even a sip of that stuff and im puking.
I've rode a bunch of sluts and let me tell you, they know all the moves....Yee Ha Yippie Yie Oh Kie Aae....Spilling any beer is a grievous sin....
Ummm...I could duct tape Posthumous to the wall, make him watch whilst I do so naked. Duct taping will prevent him from scratching the itch that will surely come from the midget tickling his nose with a feather.