I just spilled beer

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Apr 9, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    A bottle of Bridgeport IPA.

    How should I be punished?
  2. I think you need a spanking.

    from madcrappie
  3. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Force down a Bud Lite. That will be punishment enough.
  4. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass


  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    That's almost as bad as loosing your penis to a whore with disease.
  6. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    MuahahahaHa! :reddevil:
  7. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Yeah, almost. At least with the whore you hopefully got a good fuck outta it.
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Only men know this... but fucking a girl who's a slut is terrible.

    They just lay there... seriously... they just lay there.

    I made that mistake once (without really knowing that she was one of them "I'm a really sexual person" type of girls)... and I swear... she just lay there.
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

  10. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Well at least it's not a warm Black Label Light. :puke:
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    Jaegermeister enima, its the only way you will learn....
  12. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Often meetings with disease-ridden whores are made possible by first pounding down numerous Bud Lites.
  13. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    neck tattoo of the label

    thats what I've always heard
  14. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    chug down a steel reserve!! AHHHHHHHH that shit is worse than budlight times 100.. even a sip of that stuff and im puking.
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    ewwwwww, Steel reserve....that should be reserved for dealing with captured spies and terrorists....
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I second the madcrappie spanking idea,
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    How would your spanking madcrappie mitigate Posthumous' spilling a micro-brew?
  18. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

    I've rode a bunch of sluts and let me tell you, they know all the moves....Yee Ha Yippie Yie Oh Kie Aae....Spilling any beer is a grievous sin....

  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Ummm...I could duct tape Posthumous to the wall, make him watch whilst I do so naked.

    Duct taping will prevent him from scratching the itch that will surely come from the midget tickling his nose with a feather.
  20. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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