I just got called...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ToFunToDie, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    def not doubting this one ;p
     
  2. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Suppose you aren't meeting her expectations. Are they too high or are you aiming too low?
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    maybe you are a 'minute-man'
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Donkey punch her and laugh if she cries. Girls love that.


    I'm a horrible girlfriend. I rarely want to see the guy I'm in a relationship with, I don't put out. So I stay single unless I really don't like the guy. :tongue:
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    donkey punches are indeed becoming quite popular amongst couples having sex for the first time
     
  6. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    i piss my husband off on a daily basis. but were married. its part of my job.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    he's probably getting her in the eye all the time. that's one of the few things that really disgruntles me.
     
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Oh then he is aiming too high.

    Bitch, aim for the chest;)
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you walk around for a couple days looking like someone punched you in the eye and listening to your man giggle in a distinctly unmanly fashion...:toetap05:
     
  10. Stickman120

    Stickman120 Banned

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    Yet another stupid and inane post. Why am I not surprised? Oh, right, I'm not, because sluts usually make these comments. :rolleyes:
     
  11. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I'm glad I'm important enough to you to go back through my posts and point out my OBVIOUS flaws.

    Thank you, darling.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    is stickman your stalker?
     
  13. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Apparently so.

    My impressive sexual prowess has compelled him.
     
  14. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    u should try to get him to conpell that stick outta his ass
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    you should show him your tit
     
  16. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    ha, hes just trailing along behind you toolmaggot, but he got cut off.
     
  17. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Bahahahah. Win.
     

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