I just got called...

i'm such a prick sometimes

 

Tool lol, you are so fucking awesome.

Kinky shhh

 

*lays on his back and opens his mouth*


don't be afraid to drop a chunk of chocolate out that ass if ya need too.....

 

Um I stopped saying it was anyones fault like day 8 of the beginning.

 

I shall never be silenced! I was just defending your deformed dwarf dick.

 

lol <3. Well I am sorry, thank you for doing so now marry me.

 

Only if I can still get it on the side.

 

Gonna drink my piss, gain my knowledge.

It wouldn't exactly be in chunk form... all I've consumed in the past 48 hours is about thirty PBRs.

 

i think thats what stinks too

I'm not sure


some smells are delicious (ie. shit, piss, and vomit that sat in the toilet while you were gone over the weekend because you were too fucked up to flush before you had to leave)


this smell is like that of hippo asshole.

and if you ever smelled a hippo asshole, you will know what i'm talking about.
I'm not a hippo fan. I'm a rhino fan. their assholes smell deliciously sweet. but hippos are just straight up fucking sick.

 

squirt away. I haven't eaten all day

 

Om nom. Too bad you'll miss out on the fiery ass Chipotle dumps I usually have.

 

damn, and I love spicy food

 

u oughta know girls can't make up their minds

 

Fine with me.

 

Well based on my experiences when they say something like that it is probably true.

Now I did not read all this thread.

But they do deserve better.

No offence man.

Just saying

 

None taken. If she wants better she can go find it. Don't bother me, I would rather have her happy then bugging the shit out of me.

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by toolmaggot
Gonna drink my piss, gain my knowledge.

It wouldn't exactly be in chunk form... all I've consumed in the past 48 hours is about thirty PBRs

omg, i laughed so hard i think i just peed a little. fuuuuck

 

I'm still hungry.

 

i hate the word boyfriend. lover is way better. and if somebody calls you a horrible lover thats when u need to get depressed

 

relationships are for suckers