I humped a dude with a lisp.

I have a lisp
/tear

 

Not me, i have a deep and steady voice, quite manly.

 

I have a manly voice until I bite a hole in my tongue.

gay.

 

Do you have a lisp?

 

I'm afraid not.. but I have awesome cock, and I can order a pizza with a telephone...

 

Oh what that actually happened?

 

I was too drunk to really know how hung he was.

But you got the bowel control spot on.

 

Dude, you gotta start telling people someone else bit a hole in yr tongue.

That shit's so cash.

 

That needs to go on a job application under "qualifications".

And not for pr0n, either.

 

So cash?

Like Johnny?

 

Like money, foo

 

Probably like Johnny, too.

 

Yeah, he has an uncanny ear for accents. Hugh Laurie is pretty awesome too but his accent kind of makes it sound like he really wants to scream. Like a hidden loud voice. Whoever says they can tell Bale is British is lying their ass off

 

Hey, I hear some of the big dudes are hung like horses, don't go knockin' that shit off

 

Wait a second, you still haven't shaved your armpits and this dude gave you a rimjob?

 

Thats funny i usually hear the stereo type is skinny dudes, and if we're talking race black dudes... imagine how hung skinnny black dudes must be.

When it comes to fat guys the ol' stereo type is they cant even see their penises...

 

Perhaps, I don't fuck dudes.

 

I disagree, but maybe thats because i cant imagine a hetero dude have a serious discussion about fat mens penis...

 

I used to be bi-curious, never tried anything with a dude. But I'm probably the gayest straight guy you'll ever see, I get that shit a lot.