I hid £100 in a book and now can't find it.

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  1. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    A few months ago I hid £100 in book which I wanted to save for a rainy day and now I've forgotten which book I put it in.So happens I'm bit broke right now and could really use that money.Trouble is I have over a thousand books and don't know where to start looking for it.I really haven't got the energy.Am I just over - privileged or would you personally tear through all your books trying to find it?
     
  2. bird_migration

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    I'd sell 900 of those books if I really needed money.
     
  3. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Yeah man.I'm selling my CDs,because they are disposable crap.But my my book collection is kind of sacred to me.I will never sell those.
     
  4. Fairlight

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    I'm not totally broke,just could do with a bit of extra cash.
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I've done this numerous times. I think theres still over fifty bucks hidden in my shelves.
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Well,it's going to have a hard cover,plus it has to be big enough to conceal a £20 note....so you've narrowed it down.
    Then-you know the books it definitely ISN'T...so that narrows it further.

    Ok-just 50-or so possibles.

    Now-'a few months ago' was circa New Year/Christmas...any bells ringing yet,Fairlight?


    [Christmas....bells...y'see wot I did there?]
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    You really are the master of first world problems :sunny:
     
  8. Fairlight

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    I do occasionally pick books from my shelves thinking "Would it be this one?".Last one was Oliver Sacks "The Man Who mistook His Wife for a Hat."...
     
  9. katkin

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    Oh no! Surely the book wouldn't close so well? I do do this, but I always forget about it, then money just turns up when I least expect it and its all good.

    Plus I call dibs on your book collection!
     
  10. Fairlight

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    Maybe when the executers of my estate donate all my books to a charity shop,some lucky bleeder will find the book with the cash in it.I wait for that person's lucky smile.But then ~I'm sure £100 will be worth a lot less by then - If I make it to 60.
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Can I call dibs on your book collection already?
     
  12. Fairlight

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    What does "dibs" mean.Please explain?
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    From wiki:

     
  14. Fairlight

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    I will leave them to you in my will.Pm me details.Of course,you never know.I might outlive you...
     
  15. katkin

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    Too late, already called it :p
     
  16. Asmodean

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    The details would include that you don't search your books for valuable content from now on :p

    Man, how did i miss that? Probably read it subconsciously :( Can I at least get Oliver Sacks "The Man Who mistook His Wife for a Hat"? It sounds mighty intruiging :biggrin:
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Sometimes my touchscreen gets a little greasy from my fingers and it makes it hard to see in the glare of the sun.


    I'm sorry, what were you saying?
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I was saying you MUST remember the napkin when you sit munching KFC as you worry about 3rd-world food problems,Luna!
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Speaking of third world food.. There's no better way to get dysentery than eating KFC..
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Really? Dysentery?


    .....and you wonder what made your touchscreen greasy,bro?
     

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