I heard.....

If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.

 

yup, My dad told me that and 5th grade sex ed confirmed it.

 

that sure sounds like bs, but I'm not sure. I don't see how a full stomach of food bouncing around the inside of your body could possibley affect whether or not you ovulate and/or how your falopien tubes function

 

is that why they enforce mandatory phys ed in schools?

 

yup. To keep the students from having teachers babies.....

 

How come babies are never ugly?

 

sure they are, sometimes.

 

I think that babies are always ugly.

 

Some babies are cute...some can be Uugly...but to the ones who carried them in their belly for 9 freakin months....they, have to seem beautiful!

 

what about this one?

 

Once I heard a girl say she couldn't get pregnant because she had asthma.

 

awwww she's cute

 

I think the only thing that would happen is you would most likely vomit.

 

all babies are adorable, but then they turn toddlers and not all are so cute, and i really have something against all kids in 4th to 6th grade.... i just dislike them so much....

 

yay, yet another photoshopped person with a fucked up face...
It's a myth, jumping up and down after eating won't do anything, except maybe give you cramps and gastric torsion.
All infants are cute, human are not. I think it's an instinctive thing, to keep the animal alive.

 

Yes this is true. I can't seem to get my dick in the girl that's doing jumping jacks on my front lawn.

 

HAHAHAHA

Same here...thoes girls wont stay still!