I heard.....

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Bellfire01, May 24, 2004.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    yup, My dad told me that and 5th grade sex ed confirmed it.
     
  3. Guru420

    Guru420 Member

    that sure sounds like bs, but I'm not sure. I don't see how a full stomach of food bouncing around the inside of your body could possibley affect whether or not you ovulate and/or how your falopien tubes function
     
  4. is that why they enforce mandatory phys ed in schools?
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    yup. To keep the students from having teachers babies.....
     
  6. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    How come babies are never ugly?
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    sure they are, sometimes.

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  8. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

    I think that babies are always ugly.
     
  9. Roachie

    Roachie Member

    Some babies are cute...some can be Uugly...but to the ones who carried them in their belly for 9 freakin months....they, have to seem beautiful!
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    what about this one?
     
  11. stormyy

    stormyy Member

    Once I heard a girl say she couldn't get pregnant because she had asthma.
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    awwww she's cute
     
  13. xthevalkyriex

    xthevalkyriex Member

    I think the only thing that would happen is you would most likely vomit.
     
  14. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

    all babies are adorable, but then they turn toddlers and not all are so cute, and i really have something against all kids in 4th to 6th grade.... i just dislike them so much....
     
  15. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

    yay, yet another photoshopped person with a fucked up face...
    It's a myth, jumping up and down after eating won't do anything, except maybe give you cramps and gastric torsion.
    All infants are cute, human are not. I think it's an instinctive thing, to keep the animal alive.
     
  16. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned


    Yes this is true. I can't seem to get my dick in the girl that's doing jumping jacks on my front lawn.
     
  17. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    HAHAHAHA

    Same here...thoes girls wont stay still!
     

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