I heard.....

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Bellfire01, May 24, 2004.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    If you jump up and down after you eat then you won't get pregnant if you are a women. If you are a man then the action cause your imptence to go far away and never return.
     
  2. crummyrummy

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    yup, My dad told me that and 5th grade sex ed confirmed it.
     
  3. Guru420

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    that sure sounds like bs, but I'm not sure. I don't see how a full stomach of food bouncing around the inside of your body could possibley affect whether or not you ovulate and/or how your falopien tubes function
     
  4. bradofcentralpa

    bradofcentralpa Member

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    is that why they enforce mandatory phys ed in schools?
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    yup. To keep the students from having teachers babies.....
     
  6. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    How come babies are never ugly?
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    sure they are, sometimes.

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  8. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I think that babies are always ugly.
     
  9. Roachie

    Roachie Member

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    Some babies are cute...some can be Uugly...but to the ones who carried them in their belly for 9 freakin months....they, have to seem beautiful!
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    what about this one?
     
  11. stormyy

    stormyy Member

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    Once I heard a girl say she couldn't get pregnant because she had asthma.
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    awwww she's cute
     
  13. xthevalkyriex

    xthevalkyriex Member

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    I think the only thing that would happen is you would most likely vomit.
     
  14. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    all babies are adorable, but then they turn toddlers and not all are so cute, and i really have something against all kids in 4th to 6th grade.... i just dislike them so much....
     
  15. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    yay, yet another photoshopped person with a fucked up face...
    It's a myth, jumping up and down after eating won't do anything, except maybe give you cramps and gastric torsion.
    All infants are cute, human are not. I think it's an instinctive thing, to keep the animal alive.
     
  16. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Yes this is true. I can't seem to get my dick in the girl that's doing jumping jacks on my front lawn.
     
  17. Nathan11

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    HAHAHAHA

    Same here...thoes girls wont stay still!
     

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