I haven't had sex in 2 months

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. swimming cellphone

    swimming cellphone Member

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    er...never ever

    shamed about that a little
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    well, are you male or female, and what is your age?
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    because it involves worship of pagan gods and ritual sacrifice?
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    no comment...

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  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    That stuff doesn't matter.
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    well, he could be 8, and if so, then being a virgin might be a good thing...
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I hope to make it to 80 so I can be an 80 year old virgin. Then I'll start sleeping around.
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    ewwwww
     
  9. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    Thank you for the acknowledgment of the massive setup there.
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm going to still be hot at 80.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    You know, sex is overrated to me... Sure it's okay, but I enjoy foreplay much more... I've only been with three people, my bf being the third and the only enjoyment ever was when foreplay was happening..

    So I admire that about you, honestly, and if I was there I'd so give you a high five...:cheers2:
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    id hit an 80 y/o virgin twat....
     
  13. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    My wild guess: he's male and his peers have all had sex?

    19-26?
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Thanks Shroomie. I only know one person that has issues with me still carrying my V-card. My friend Mark, he says I should at least get it over with and then go back to saying no. haha

    The main reason I'm still a card member....I haven't really met anyone I'm attracted to in that way.
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I just really love that about you...I know that sounds corny and so Hallmarky but seriously, that's awesome... I hate when people say that "just do it to get if over with, it's no big deal it's just sex.." But people fail to realize that people are different, people treat "sex" differently...I totally understand, and it drives me mad when others try to make others feel bad or stupid if they are either virgins or waiting till they are married, it's their body and their life you know, like I said everyone is different.. So you go on with your badself girl...:p
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    hell, i wouldn't care if she was a virgin or not... 80-year-olds are sexxxxy
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    thats cuz I've never shown you my real pic....
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Yeah but you're also married. :( That kind of ruins it for me.
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    it is one of her redeeming qualities :cool:

    haha
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    It's one out of the bizillion she has.. Oh, yes, I said BIZILLION!

    Tree rules...
     
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