I haven't had sex in 2 months

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  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    so my cheeto dust = cheese whiz ooze

    nice
     
    fitzy21, Sep 4, 2008
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  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    What's wrong with drug-addicted? Haven't you ever gotten a gum job from a toothless crack whore??
     
    Pressed_Rat, Sep 4, 2008
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  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Yes.

    Since then my penis kind of fell off.

    I don't exactly know what happened. I know she couldn't have bit it off. [​IMG]
     
    praxiskepsis, Sep 4, 2008
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  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    haha, brighten up, boys. there's loads of cool sexy chicks out there who like to have a good time, and somehow manage to keep their snatches from oozing pus and goo :rolleyes:
     
    Jimmy P, Sep 4, 2008
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  9. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    man I get laid like constantly, like 18 times a day man. all blonde blue eyed barely legal virgins man. yesterday I nailed Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana at the same time seriously true story,
     
    zen_arcade, Sep 4, 2008
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  11. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Like...me too. [​IMG]

    LOTS of sexy cool chicks out there looking to have sex with me. Yeah! [​IMG]
     
    praxiskepsis, Sep 4, 2008
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  13. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I'm the motherfuckin virgin surgeon
     
    zen_arcade, Sep 4, 2008
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i broke more cherries than a blind stockboy in the produce department :cool:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 4, 2008
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  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    but i like cheez whiz

    its delicious
     
    fitzy21, Sep 4, 2008
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  19. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The Olsen Twins performed fellatio on me at the same time.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Sep 4, 2008
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  21. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Do people who have a lot of anal sex have problems with.. poop, you know? Like does it just.. fall?
     
    Penny, Sep 4, 2008
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  23. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I wouldn't know. I am not one of those guys.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Sep 4, 2008
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  25. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, i have to wear diapers now :(
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 4, 2008
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  27. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    LOL
     
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  29. zen_arcade

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    they're ok
    Prussian Blue have tighter cunts
     
    zen_arcade, Sep 4, 2008
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  31. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    haha I know that was just a random question.. and serious too I actually really am wondering!
     
    Penny, Sep 4, 2008
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  33. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    My mom is a nurse, and she once told me a story about a patient she once had. He was a gay guy and his ass constantly "leaked" from getting reamed so many times.
     
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  35. zen_arcade

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    it shouldn't be a problem, just go to a tattoo parlour and pick up some poppers
     
    zen_arcade, Sep 4, 2008
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  37. Enraged Angel

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    TOO LONG! I think the last time I've had sex was like a month ago... It's been long enough I can't remember and I'm fed up with masturbating.
     
    Enraged Angel, Sep 4, 2008
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  39. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 4, 2008
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