how your uncle tried to touch you in places only your father can... a girl did that ona depatrtmental, and social workers got sent to the house
Write a story about a rabbit named Marconi who spends his whole life being hassled by coyotes and kids with pellet guns until one day as he's hoping through the briars he finds a disgarded chainsaw and a bottle of amphetamines.
HAHHaha i love you guys... i have an uncle who i think trys to touch me in places that i wouldn't ever want my father touching! he always wants pictures of us hugging.. he's a pervert...
So Marconi nibbled through the bottle of amphetemines with his long sharp rabbits teeth. Bunches and bunches of bright shiny little pellets spilled on the ground in front of Marconi, so he niblled those too. At first they tasted bitter to him, like unripe collard greens and just as Marconi was thinking about finding something tastier to nibble on a strange ringing started in his long rabbit's ears. It sounded like a strong winter wind, a wind that would blow all his troubles away, a wind that would carry him to a high mountain top from which he could rain down destruction upon his enemies. A strange warm tingling crawled under his skin like a swarm of excited little bugs, as if his fur were stretched over living lightening, over pure indestructable energy. Blood rushed in crimson waves to his tiny rabbit's brain, causing his beady little rabbits eyes to bulge furiously and ferociously, like two glistening, red veined little messengers of death.....
im liking the rabbit story here is another idea...make it about a lovable, but clumsy lion cub who always gets himself into trouble. or make it about a folk trio that tour the world solving...not mysterious...but murder's!
here's my favorite story, base it off this...haha This is a story 'bout a girl that I knew she didn't like my songs and that made me feel blue she said: "a big band is far better than you"... She don't rock 'n' roll, she don't like it she don't do the stroll, well she don't do it right well, ev'rythings wrong and my patience was gone when I woke one morning and remembered this song O-oh-oh, kinda catchy, I hoped that she would talk to me now and even allow me to hold her hand and forget that old band. I strolled around to her pad her light was off and that's bad her sister said that my girl was gone "But come inside, boy, and play, play, play me a song!" I said "Yeah! Here I go" She's kinda cute; don't you know, That after a while of seeing her smile I knew we could make it, make it in style!? So now I've got all I need She and I are in love, we've agreed she likes this song and my others too so now you see my world is... because of this tune! What a boon this tune! I tell you soon We'll be lying in bed, happily wed, and I won't think of that girl or what she said... Just be sure to reword it
seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: now tell me a story George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: hmm... I have that down, but anything specific, keep it vague, if so George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: k, i want it to include eyeliner, and pineapples. George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: okey doke George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: one day, in trenchtown, jamaica in 1966, there was a man and he had... a bald spot seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: haha George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: at this very same time on the island oahu, there live another man who had nothing to do with this man George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: his name was George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: jim seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: hahhahha seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: very nice George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he owned an organic eyeliner company called "Simply Transexual" which was marketed in a few shops locally and in california, mostly seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HAHAHAH seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: lmao George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he woke up one morning to find that he was out of pineapple scented shaving cream, so he went down to the village market, in a jeep, down the mountain... seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HAHA George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: so... he buys the pineapple scented shaving creap for tree fiddy, pays gunther, the german college exchange student there for the summer seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HAHA seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: oh my George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and heads back up mount oouigottapineappleinmyass George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: so, he gets to his bathroom seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: AHAHHAHAHAH seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HSDKJKSDJGKL seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: lmao seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: lmfao George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: whips out a sheath containing a single 12 inch long cold forged surgical steel razor George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and throws it out the window seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: LMAO George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: then he picks up his electric shaver, lathers his face, and begins to shave George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he puts on his own custom personal flavour of simply transexual and begins to dress himself for the day seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: electric? George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: electric George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: you know George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: norelco George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: haha and shaving cream? George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: yep seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: i know my dad has an electric but it needs no cream George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he was trying something new seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: k seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: haha seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: puts on his liner George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: anyway, after he's done putting on his eyeliner, he finds that he just ruined a $100 norelco electric razor shaver thingy George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: so he throws it away seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: hahahahah seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: k George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: then he gets in his jeep and drives back down that mountain to the marina where he meets captain crunch, the harbormaster seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HHHAHA George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he checks in with captain crunch and signs the log that he's leaving, and takes his dinghy out to a concrete pile-on where his 120 foot custom yacht awaits him seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: man oh man George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he takes his yacht about three hundred yards down the beach and then anchors and then takes his dinghy back to shore George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: where his eyeliner company sits in a beachfront hut... as the tradewinds blow gracefully across the roof of the palm leaf hut seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HAHHA seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he then gets out his ak-47 that he has on the dinghy, puts on some sunglasses, and walks up the beach to the hut seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: ak-47... seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: ? George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: once he unlocks the door, you may be wondering what in the hell he's doing with an ak-47 in hawaii while owning an organic eyeliner company George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: welllllllllll George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: I'll tell you why George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: because the organic eyeliner company doesn't exist seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: HAHA seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: whts ak47 George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: so he gets into the teleportation device that is actually located in the basement of the hut George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: (AK-47s are automictic kalishnakov russian assault rifles) seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: aaaaaagggggggggggg seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: 'hasgjskdjfslk seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: LMAO George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and he sets the teleportation devie for "Bogata, Colombia" George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: device* George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: where he arrive at his other location of "simply transexual" eyeliner company seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: hahaha seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: ok George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: which is actually a factory that produces none other than cocaine and it is disquised as an organic eyeliner company for transexuals George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: when he gets in, he finds that the other colombian drug lord, jose juan "hot tamale" harekrishnarodriguez George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: is actually holding his assistant hostage seed* one man gathers what another man spills says: JAJAJAJA George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: so jose kills jim George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and his assistant George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and then he takes over the colombian cocaine industry George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: it becomes a monopoly George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: he then retires at age 66 George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: and dies George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says: the end
you could make it about a crazy girl who collects kittens just because they are fluffy....dont ask I'm just sayin shit.
thanks... I love writing spontaneous shit that doesn't make any sense. hmm... could be a country song... I was thinking moreso, bluegrass/folk ballad... the ballad of mount oouigottapineappleinmyass.