I have to write a short story for school..

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by MoonjavaSeed, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    what should it be about? :D
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Write whatcha know.


    Waddaya know?
     
  3. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    too many things!


    i can't narrow it down to just one on my own! i need ideas people! :eek:
     
  4. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    how your uncle tried to touch you in places only your father can...

    a girl did that ona depatrtmental, and social workers got sent to the house
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Write a story about a rabbit named Marconi who spends his whole life being hassled by coyotes and kids with pellet guns until one day as he's hoping through the briars he finds a disgarded chainsaw and a bottle of amphetamines.
     
  6. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    HAHHaha i love you guys...

    i have an uncle who i think trys to touch me in places that i wouldn't ever want my father touching!

    he always wants pictures of us hugging.. he's a pervert...
     
  7. wow that sounds fun tell us more :D
     
  8. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    So Marconi nibbled through the bottle of amphetemines with his long sharp rabbits teeth.

    Bunches and bunches of bright shiny little pellets spilled on the ground in front of Marconi, so he niblled those too.

    At first they tasted bitter to him, like unripe collard greens and just as Marconi was thinking about finding something tastier to nibble on a strange ringing started in his long rabbit's ears.

    It sounded like a strong winter wind, a wind that would blow all his troubles away, a wind that would carry him to a high mountain top from which he could rain down destruction upon his enemies.

    A strange warm tingling crawled under his skin like a swarm of excited little bugs, as if his fur were stretched over living lightening, over pure indestructable energy.

    Blood rushed in crimson waves to his tiny rabbit's brain, causing his beady little rabbits eyes to bulge furiously and ferociously, like two glistening, red veined little messengers of death.....
     
  9. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    im liking the rabbit story :D

    here is another idea...make it about a lovable, but clumsy lion cub who always gets himself into trouble.

    or

    make it about a folk trio that tour the world solving...not mysterious...but murder's!
     
  10. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    You could call them Peter, Paul, and Miss Marple.
     
  11. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    here's my favorite story, base it off this...haha


    This is a story 'bout a girl that I knew
    she didn't like my songs
    and that made me feel blue
    she said: "a big band is far better than you"...

    She don't rock 'n' roll, she don't like it
    she don't do the stroll, well she don't do it right
    well, ev'rythings wrong and my patience was gone
    when I woke one morning
    and remembered this song
    O-oh-oh, kinda catchy, I hoped
    that she would talk to me now
    and even allow me to hold her hand
    and forget that old band.

    I strolled around to her pad
    her light was off and that's bad
    her sister said that my girl was gone
    "But come inside, boy, and play, play, play me a song!"
    I said "Yeah! Here I go"
    She's kinda cute; don't you know,
    That after a while of seeing her smile
    I knew we could make it, make it in style!?

    So now I've got all I need
    She and I are in love, we've agreed
    she likes this song and my others too
    so now you see my world is...
    because of this tune!
    What a boon this tune!
    I tell you soon
    We'll be lying in bed, happily wed,
    and I won't think of that girl
    or what she said...


    Just be sure to reword it :eek:
     
  12. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    hehhahha will do chuck.

    oh chuck. hahha

    hey you have to send me the cactus lady song! :)
     
  13. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    now tell me a story

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    hmm... I have that down, but anything specific, keep it vague, if so

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    k, i want it to include eyeliner, and pineapples.

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    okey doke

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    one day, in trenchtown, jamaica in 1966, there was a man and he had... a bald spot

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    haha

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    at this very same time on the island oahu, there live another man who had nothing to do with this man

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    his name was

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    jim

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    hahhahha

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    very nice

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he owned an organic eyeliner company called "Simply Transexual" which was marketed in a few shops locally and in california, mostly

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HAHAHAH

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    lmao

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he woke up one morning to find that he was out of pineapple scented shaving cream, so he went down to the village market, in a jeep, down the mountain...

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HAHA

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    so... he buys the pineapple scented shaving creap for tree fiddy, pays gunther, the german college exchange student there for the summer

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HAHA

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    oh my

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and heads back up mount oouigottapineappleinmyass

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    so, he gets to his bathroom

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    AHAHHAHAHAH

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HSDKJKSDJGKL

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    lmao

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    lmfao

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    whips out a sheath containing a single 12 inch long cold forged surgical steel razor

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and throws it out the window

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    LMAO

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    then he picks up his electric shaver, lathers his face, and begins to shave

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he puts on his own custom personal flavour of simply transexual and begins to dress himself for the day

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    electric?

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    electric

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    you know

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    norelco

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    haha and shaving cream?

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    yep

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    i know my dad has an electric but it needs no cream

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he was trying something new

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    k

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    haha

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    puts on his liner

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    anyway, after he's done putting on his eyeliner, he finds that he just ruined a $100 norelco electric razor shaver thingy

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    so he throws it away

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    hahahahah

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    k

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    then he gets in his jeep and drives back down that mountain to the marina where he meets captain crunch, the harbormaster

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HHHAHA

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he checks in with captain crunch and signs the log that he's leaving, and takes his dinghy out to a concrete pile-on where his 120 foot custom yacht awaits him

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    man oh man

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he takes his yacht about three hundred yards down the beach and then anchors and then takes his dinghy back to shore

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    where his eyeliner company sits in a beachfront hut... as the tradewinds blow gracefully across the roof of the palm leaf hut

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HAHHA

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he then gets out his ak-47 that he has on the dinghy, puts on some sunglasses, and walks up the beach to the hut

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    ak-47...

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    ?

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    once he unlocks the door, you may be wondering what in the hell he's doing with an ak-47 in hawaii while owning an organic eyeliner company

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    welllllllllll

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    I'll tell you why

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    because the organic eyeliner company doesn't exist

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    HAHA

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    whts ak47

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    so he gets into the teleportation device that is actually located in the basement of the hut

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    (AK-47s are automictic kalishnakov russian assault rifles)

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    aaaaaagggggggggggg

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    'hasgjskdjfslk

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    LMAO

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and he sets the teleportation devie for "Bogata, Colombia"

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    device*

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    where he arrive at his other location of "simply transexual" eyeliner company

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    hahaha

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    ok

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    which is actually a factory that produces none other than cocaine and it is disquised as an organic eyeliner company for transexuals

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    when he gets in, he finds that the other colombian drug lord, jose juan "hot tamale" harekrishnarodriguez

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    is actually holding his assistant hostage

    seed* one man gathers what another man spills says:

    JAJAJAJA

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    so jose kills jim

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and his assistant

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and then he takes over the colombian cocaine industry

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    it becomes a monopoly

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    he then retires at age 66

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    and dies

    George Soul to Soul -I'll give you kisses sweet as honey, I'll do you everything 'cept make the sun shine... everything says:

    the end

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  14. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    muahah oh jeez you tell a good story.
     
  15. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    wow george...sounds like a country song...
     
  16. kurdtkobain

    kurdtkobain Member

    you could make it about a crazy girl who collects kittens just because they are fluffy....dont ask I'm just sayin shit.
     
  17. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    :D thanks... I love writing spontaneous shit that doesn't make any sense. :D

    hmm... could be a country song... I was thinking moreso, bluegrass/folk ballad... the ballad of mount oouigottapineappleinmyass.
     
  18. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    shit.
     
  19. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    Possibly even a mix of pop/punk and bebop jazz...
     
  20. kurdtkobain

    kurdtkobain Member

    haha i'll give you money, peter framptons a god
     

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