i have the hottest girlfriend

Yep. She was really cool at first, but then her personality just totally vanished over the period of about a month. She became a zombie, like a shell of herself. Then she didn't wanna have sex much anymore. Then she just didn't wanna do anything anymore but sleep, get stoned, eat shitty food while watching tv for 8 hours a day. Total bummer. But what can you do. Thats what she wanted to do with her life, she's allowed, so I had to go find/ start my own somewhere else.

 

last I heard she was dating a dude I knew who dropped out of college because he was totally addicted to Oxy Contin. It's a wonderful life.