I now sell pr0n and sex toys for a living. Dame called me like, twenty minutes ago and was like, "You still wanna job?" "You bet your tight little black asshole I do, when can I start?" And yes. I said that. <_< To be honest, the place isn't as seedy as I'd like it to be... I gotta dress "business casual" and flip my septum ring up. Apparently, my monroe and nostril are cute so I can leave those. But hey. One step at a time. I can work my way up. Or down, as it were.