I have realized my dream.

I now sell pr0n and sex toys for a living. Dame called me like, twenty minutes ago and was like, "You still wanna job?" "You bet your tight little black asshole I do, when can I start?"

And yes. I said that. <_<

To be honest, the place isn't as seedy as I'd like it to be... I gotta dress "business casual" and flip my septum ring up. Apparently, my monroe and nostril are cute so I can leave those.

But hey. One step at a time. I can work my way up. Or down, as it were.

 

lion's den?

 

Priscilla's.

Even classier than Lion's Den... that's kinda far from my house, anyway... isn't that down off 71, south of Ashland, even?

I've always thought it would be really funny to work at Rocky's, but I had a friend that worked there and it made him want to die.

 

i dont live in cleveland, i dunno. theres one or two in the columbus area, though, and i know its a chain, and its the only sex shop i've been in that wasn't a little bit frightening, so i just guessed haha.

the one place i've seen here has both a film screening room and a public restroom without tp or paper towels or anything.

 

so does that mean you get all the free pron you want?

 

I... I think so.

I was thinking moar along the lines of discounted outrageous sex toys and cool costumes, but free pr0n ain't half bad, either. Though it's free every day on the intertubes.

Hot damn. Good thinking, Ganj.

 

i hear porn store clerks are often tempted by the need to try some products themselves...

do you relate?

 

i thought priscilla's changed it's name to shaniqua's or something...

 

It did... to Cerilla's or something. I think. At least, that's what all the ads in Scene and Free times say. But the store sign still says Priscilla's.

 

We have a small sex shop here in Sevier County. It's called "Sexy Stuf". Been in there a couple of times. Funniest thing I saw was a thermos shaped like a 14" dick. Thier magazine selection sucks, but they have a pretty good video selection.

 

You have competition.

Vermont country catalog adds 'intimate' wares

 

I'm so jealous. I want to work at a classy porn shop, too!

 

by classy you mean clean floors or no fluids on used vibs?

 

Both are always nice. Haha.

 

i know Priscillas, we have one an hour away in a town i used to live in. you get a discount on the boots and crazy costumes? sweeeeet.

 

Tennessee?

 

And Toolie, That's fucking awesome, damn I wanna work in a sex shop, get me a blowup doll, and all kinda tranie porn videos. That's HAWT!

 

I GET FREE PR0N RENTALS.

Life is good.

 

EEEEWWWWWW!!

 

whatever man it's a fucking video, although if i ever had the chance, I'd go for one in real life...there'd be plenty of alcohol in my system for dat tho!