i have been wondering about this lately..

and i really want to know how turtles have sex.

 

There is a video on Break that has two turtles trying to mate...They make scary sounds..
Uh, not that I watch that sort of thing or anything...

 

not for the younger forumers...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKYNwYBYrs

 

double!

 

i would totally watch it

 

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/588164/turtle_sex/

 

well i supose since they can just pull inside theyre shells and hide theres no such thing as rape
no means no, but when ya back up the no with an inpenetrable shell....it really means no


dont fishes and frogs avoid sex altogether and just squirt out some eggs and sperm without any contact between them?
kinda takes all the fun outta it tho i guess

 

haha omg...that turtle's sex face was awesome.... haha and he is a moaner to boot...

 

That was disturbing, it does look like turtle rape.

 

Shut up !!!! Turtles dont have sex !!!! Cute animals dont have sex !!!!!
Right ? Please tell me I'm right....

 

omg.. thats gnarly

 

A lot of animals "rape"...if the females were easy, the animal kingdom would be in trouble...

 

Some people think people are cute animals, do you have sex? lol just kidding, of course you're right... ish


and OMG, those turtles stole our seduction method!

 

turtle porn...complete with closeups and everything

just she wasnt so good at faking

 

Oh thank you....

 

I saw praying matnis having sex.. I wanted to see if the female ate the males head after they were done, but they were mating for over two hours, went back outside four hours later and they were still going at it...

 

np

(just wait til she finds out what kittens do! )

 

hahaha

yeah one day i went away for a weekend and as it turns out my lil bunny rabbit i had just gotten like a week earlier was knocked up- apparently cuz when i got home that weekend there were 4 little hairless bunnies in the cage. i thought they would for sure die. but they lived. so i had 5 bunnies in one cage in my tiny one room apartment.

and those little niggas started having sex with each other after like a MONTH! so i had to hurry up and sell them before even more little bunnies hatched.

 

Mantis viagra?

 

Haha...

I could hardly believe it myself, then I felt weird standing there watching...