i have been wondering about this lately..

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  1. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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    and i really want to know how turtles have sex.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    There is a video on Break that has two turtles trying to mate...They make scary sounds..
    Uh, not that I watch that sort of thing or anything...
     
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    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  4. Ms.Oh!

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    double!
     
  5. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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    i would totally watch it :D
     
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    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    well i supose since they can just pull inside theyre shells and hide theres no such thing as rape
    no means no, but when ya back up the no with an inpenetrable shell....it really means no


    dont fishes and frogs avoid sex altogether and just squirt out some eggs and sperm without any contact between them?
    kinda takes all the fun outta it tho i guess
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    haha omg...that turtle's sex face was awesome....:D haha and he is a moaner to boot...:D
     
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  10. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Shut up !!!! Turtles dont have sex !!!! Cute animals dont have sex !!!!!
    Right ? Please tell me I'm right....
     
  11. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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  12. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    A lot of animals "rape"...if the females were easy, the animal kingdom would be in trouble...
     
  13. Traceroni.

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    Some people think people are cute animals, do you have sex? lol just kidding, of course you're right... ish


    and OMG, those turtles stole our seduction method!
     
  14. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    turtle porn...complete with closeups and everything

    just she wasnt so good at faking
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Oh thank you....:D
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I saw praying matnis having sex.. I wanted to see if the female ate the males head after they were done, but they were mating for over two hours, went back outside four hours later and they were still going at it...
     
  17. Traceroni.

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    np

    (just wait til she finds out what kittens do! [​IMG] )
     
  18. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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    hahaha

    yeah one day i went away for a weekend and as it turns out my lil bunny rabbit i had just gotten like a week earlier was knocked up- apparently cuz when i got home that weekend there were 4 little hairless bunnies in the cage. i thought they would for sure die. but they lived. so i had 5 bunnies in one cage in my tiny one room apartment.

    and those little niggas started having sex with each other after like a MONTH! so i had to hurry up and sell them before even more little bunnies hatched.
     
  19. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Mantis viagra?
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha...

    I could hardly believe it myself, then I felt weird standing there watching...
     

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