i have an insanely dirty mind for 14... Haha

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  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    Would you kiss your mother with that mouth. :eek:

    You're a talented and dirty girl. :D
     
  2. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Yeah , I would!

    Damn right I'm dirty!
    lol:)
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think you mean aphrodisiac [​IMG]

    afrodesiacte: "once you've gone black, you never go back" [​IMG]


    hotwater
     
  4. rebelfight420

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    "Everything taste better on a kracker"
    - forgot the author
     
  5. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    Sorry lode I must add my own bit to this:

    "fuck you." She yelled.
    In an instant I ripped my Y fronts down, and unwrapped my 34 inch penis from around my waist and did as her request.
    I took my 34 inch spitting cobra and shoved it up my ass...I was f*cking myself.
    She looked on with excitement and pondered for a moment searching her subconscious for another request to make.
    However, before she could make that request I pulled the cobra out of my ass and thrust it against the side of her head, rendering her unconscious.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think you’re referring to the old Andy Griffith TV commercial "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz." [​IMG]


    hotwater
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

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    You should add something about skipping catholic school. :D
     
  8. bobblebrain

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    ...and don't forget - always wear a condom!
     
  9. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    ^ i am catholic
     
  10. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    this thread is so fucking dirty
    i love it
    man, i havent written erotica in soooo long. i must have a dozen unfinished stories in my nightstand
     
  11. iloveu

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    wow..really good
     
  12. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    hahaha
    nicely done
     
  13. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Try this one, its an add on to the last peice i put up:


    He grabbed the back of my neck and lifted me up while he was still on top. My hair left the bed and was in midair. He thrusted hard and I moaned. Our bare skins touching sent a chill so bone racking I dug my nails in deeper in his back. I bit his neck and he bit mine. I couldn’t breathe. I lost my grip on him and collapsed underneath him. I could tell he couldn’t breath either. We rested and he panted:

    “Jesus Christ, Ryann.”
    “You’re just to sexy for me to resist.” I laughed kissing him again.
    “Ryann ,no.”
    “Why?”
    “You kidding me?” he asked astonished. “My dick will fall off if we have sex again.”
    “Oh,” I giggled. “Sorry hun. Well, I’m gonna put some clothes on and go out with the others.”
    “And I will try and find some more pants.”
    “Sorry about that.”

    I went to my dresser and grabbed my favorite pair of ripped up, patched up jeans. Their were holes all around the knees and tons of holes in the ass. I grabbed a backless shirt and put them on. I walked out of the door and Crawford, Hannah and Jesse sat in utter shock. Their eyes open wide and mouths dropped open.

    “Jesus fucking Christ,” Hannah said. “Can I fuck Acer? You make it sound like so much fun.”
    “No you can not fuck Acer! Are you on crack?” I asked walking to the kitchen and grabbing a bottle of whiskey off the counter.
    “Acer is one very, very lucky man.” Jesse whispered. “Hey ,Crawford, I think I should get a tour of you’re room.”
    “Wait til I’ve had more whiskey.” She said.

    Acer came walking out of my room wearing only a pair of jeans. He turned around to close the door and Hannah screamed:

    “What the fuck did Ryann do to you’re back?”
    “Shit dude, Can I fuck Ryann ,Acer?” Jesse asked.
    “No! The only people Acer and I can fuck is each other!” I said.
    “Don’t for get me ,Ryann.” Hannah joked.
    “Of course Hannah, you’re my lesbian mistress!”
     
  14. Matija

    Matija Member

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    This is great stuff. :jester:

    Where did you get this from? Porn? :)
     
  15. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    That is fucking good!
    Now let's get some violence and sex?
     
  16. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Post these in the Love & Sex forum and see how many PMs you get from randoms :p
     
  17. themnax

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    contrary to the self deception of fanatics, MOST 14 year olds "have insanely "dirty" minds". as do many 11 year olds and even quite a few 9 and 10 year olds.

    this is as nature intended, and it is those who deny this who are perverted in the only meaningful sense of the word. that being going against nature.

    of course there ARE practical reasons to not encourage early adolescence to be sexually active. and at any rate if they are, it should be, if only for aesthetic reasons, with others closer to their own age then with tired old farts like me, or even half my age.

    but criminalizing nature is just insane too, whatever the pretensions of fanatacism to the contrary.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  18. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    As crazy as it soundsve never watched porn. Hell, the most I have done with a guy is make-out.

    i have no idea where i get it from. I just a a thing for it I guess
     
  19. Matija

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    Wow. Then... you really do have an insanely dirty mind for 14. :pimp2:

    Where are you from? I'm starting to like that country.:cool:
     
  20. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Most young sluts have incredibly dirty minds. Nothing astounding.

    Oh, and who the fuck has sex behind a building, and then cuddles on the ground probably within feet of a fucking dumpster?
     

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