I have a toxic colon.

I'm literally full of crap(poop) in my colon. I hope I get a good colon cleanse soon. :/

 

I have a semi colon ;

 

I Have A "Demi Colon"....



Cheers Glen.

 

i have a candidate for thread of the year ^^^

 

If part of it are fluids you could say eau de colon.

 

eww. You're searching for a soul because you don't have one, so you're using the threat of feces to take possession of somebody else's soul? Terrible! Turn away and run toward God, fast as you can! Maybe a priest will give you an exorcism and a bath. And an enema. For the best interest of the rest of the world anyway, one can only hope. Do the priests take anything seriously these days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR7m6M1R_H4"]Rasputina - Christian Soldiers - YouTube

Go to the store and buy this stuff. It'll make you poop. Then you have to fast and say a lot of prayers. And take it seriously. You have to be Jesus yourself, and save your own life. Hurry, time is wasting.

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/wa...0516&sst=7d5b0479-8542-47c7-b42f-586a6904d5db