I have the same eating disorder as Carrie. Either that or my boobs are hungry. I constantly have to dig in my cleavage to get food out. For those of yall that have seen my cleavage, thats not an easy feat. if red participates in the wet T-shirt contest, to be fair, he has to take it off and get wet. I spill my beer down the front of my shirt the most.
Haha, I have an eating problem moreso than a drinking problem. This afternoon when I was on break, I was using a fork to dip tater tots in nacho cheese and ended dropping one in my lap (but no worries, I used that fork to pick it right back up and ate that motherfucker, lol). Then when I was eating dinner this evening, I kept dropping it in my lap, and so I'd use my fork to once again, pick it up and eat it. I'm not discriminatory against fallen food unless it's fallen into dirt. Haha.
so i go and jump in the shower in my clothes then come out here to my computer dripping wet, and i find out that there isn't actually a wet t-shirt contest?! what bullshit!
I'm dyspraxic, which is basically have really shitty coordination. I end up with food, drink, everything down me all the time. I've also been known to knock whole plates down over me, usually when i'm eating at my computer.