I have a confession

Eric! · Dec 23, 2017

SpacemanSpiff said: ↑

i used to tell people that wonton soup was made with mouse brain
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Ho, ho, veeery funny GI, me make SPECIAL wonton soup fo YOO!!

Eric! · Dec 23, 2017

Pressed_Rat said: ↑

Is Panda Express really Chinese food?
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Nope

Eric! · Dec 23, 2017

r0llinstoned said: ↑

On Thursday, December 21st 2017, at approximately 6:15 PM, I, r0llinstoned, *shudders* used a public restroom at a mall located in Orange County, California. Approximately an hour prior I had eaten Panda Express which contained chow mein, orange chicken, kung pao and two chicken egg rolls. Upon finishing my meal my stomach was already bloated and a bit upset. 30 minutes after, I knew I needed to shit but was trying to hold it in. Another 10 minutes or so goes by and I'm starting to sweat and get nervous. I rush out of my office to the second floor restrooms but of course I get stopped by the Asian chick who never shuts up. I politely answer her quickly as I can and head for the restroom.

As I enter the men's facility BOTH fucken stalls are occupied. Great, I'll just go use Nordstroms next door. So I exit the men's facility but notice the family restroom next to it was vacant. I see a lady and her kid heading towards it but I quickly enter before them with a panicked look on my face. As soon as I sat down all hell broke loose. It probably sounded like a machine gun was going off in there from the outside. Lesson learned, don't eat Panda Express at the mall during ur lunch break, but if you do, use the family restroom as they had better TP then the regular restrooms.
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SaltyDawg · Dec 23, 2017

Whew !
I'm glad I wasn't at that mall when it happened.
Just the sounds of labor would scare people followed by the whiff of Panda Express food being run through like the kopi luwak coffee beans through civet cats.
I hope that you didn't overtax the ventilation system to where everyone standing outside the men's room was standing staring at the door to see who was going to emerge.

GLENGLEN · Dec 23, 2017

r0llinstoned said: ↑

I've made plenty of other threads not involving a bathroom. So take ur shit elsewhere!
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LOL.......

Cheers Glen.

YouFreeMe · Dec 23, 2017

You should probably see a medical professional. No man should shit so violently so often.

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