I have 3 maybugs in my house!!!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Ellie-Rose, May 17, 2004.

  1. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    1 flew in last night and 2 have been bought in by mad feeeeeeeeebs (my cat)..
    I fear for my hair.. and I dare not go try and catch them..
    SAvE Me FrOm MaYbUg MaDnEsS
  2. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    What the bleeding hell is a maybug?
  3. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    Its a bug thing.. that seems to only hang out in may/june time.. they are hhuge flying things.. and they always dive for you, get caught up in your hair.. and you have to get it cut out!!


    Surely not!!!

  4. Ananael

    Ananael Member

    Aargh! sounds nasty :eek: . Just wear a hat and arm urself with bug spray! :p

    *keeps a wary eye out for any evil flying creaures*
  5. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Never seen any

    Good old Leicestershire :p
  6. boog

    boog A square peg

    looks like a podgy moth
  7. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    Maybe that's why they're called MAYbugs :eek:
  8. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    No need to be cheeky missy!! :p Or no lovin for you!!
  9. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

    we had one its been there all day, steve just got rid of it tho!
  10. butterfly

    butterfly Member

    Ooooh one of those plopped out of my friend's tap into her sink the other day. I do believe she screamed!
  11. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    I seem to remember you posting about them this time last year! I don't even know what they are....
  12. Summertime

    Summertime Member

    Aaah, we had one in my friends house yesterday- they're horrible!

    Summer. xx.
  13. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Shit! I had the misfortune of encountering one tonight! I nearly pooed my pants! I was in bed reading, and I heard this horrid buzzing noise, then this great beast came hurtling through my window, crashed into my lamp circled about in a deze then divebombed me! I thought it was a hornet at first and leapt up to avoid getting myself killed. But the sight I saw when I looked back to my bed was little comfort. The thing must have knocked itself out when it crashed into the light and was wriggling around on its back. Thankfully it gave me the opportunity to cover it with a bowl and throw it out the window (well call mum and get her to do it!) I never knew such things existed, and now I've had a close encounter with one, I have to share Ellie's hatred of the monsters....
  14. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    I used to wait for them to make their final approach, then whack 'em with a red plastic tennis racket. They explode. Problem solved. :cool:
  15. island dweller

    island dweller I Love Wind

    Is it just me that knows them as "BillyWitches"? maybe its just a suffolk yokel thing!
  16. Iago

    Iago Member

    Ooh the suffolk is strong in this one

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