I hate when...

- when ppl lie about how long they've been smoking
- when I don't make enough money
- when sober ppl make fun of stoners like they know what they're talking about

 

top notch u had some good ones in there that i can relate to. i dont know if this is happened to any one but but i hate it when you have one last bowl pack waiting for you when you get out of work at your house, and your roomate decides to smoke it because he didnt think it would be "that big a deal"

 

That's never happened to me, but I would be PISSED

 

When I come home from class all day and my roommate says "Want to Burn?" and I say "Sure" and his response is to ask me to roll. What the fuck have you been doing for the last 3 hours if you knew you were going to ask me to smoke and the bag is on the table all day? Lazy jackass

 

when you get ripped off in smaal amounts consistantly so your not missing much but over time it just leds to a general disrespct for the dealer - dealee (real word?) relationship.

 

- when some ass clown breaks a windows so the whole party gets shut down.

 

When you drop your last packed cone INTO the billy

Its not so much the waste of a cone....but having to go and empty the billy, dry the cone, and start again.

 

What exactly is the billy?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu10CgX0USw"]YouTube - Pressure (Billy Joel)

 

The "billy" is the Bong...Aussie slang...Billa bong....Billy bong.:2thumbsup:

 

I'd lay that fucker out. Don't mess with my weed.

 

agreed! but you generally dont want to start a physical fight with your roommate, makes for an awkward breakfast

 

I hate it when people say "strand", instead of "strain", when referring to different strains of marijuana. It's annoying.

I also hate it when people refer to weed as "hydro/dro" or "kush", simply because it's good weed.

 

-i take a drink from my cup, expecting one thing (juice?) but get another (water?)
-i'm smoking a bowl and i get flaming ash in my mouth/throat (that's why i almost exclusively smoke my bong)
-i have cottonmouth

you must say "it ain't a microphone!"

that's what you get for using the term hydro when you're not talking specifically about cannabis grown in water rather than soil

 

getting high with people who repeat the same story over and over and over and over..because they forgot they already told it. Like 10 times in one night.

when I bring munchies and the first person to dig in sits there and eats pretty much everything.

 

that could be early onset alzheimers disease. advise them to see a doctor

 

I hate when people call marijuana dope.

 

I hate that shit too. Around here, when people say "dope", they're referring to meth. Every now and then though, some fucktard will refer to marijuana as "dope" and it always makes me feel like shattering their face.

 

I know, when I think dope I think the really hards drugs like you said meth or herion.

 

I hate when people who are starting to smoke act like it's such a big deal and they're being rebellious.

And when they think just because it's a drug, it's gonna act like others.

Like, my bf and I were trying to describe to my sister a shroom trip and she was like "hey, I felt kinda like that when I was smoking."

no, you didn't. Sorry, but marijuana doesn't have that kind of effect.

That shit realllllly bugs me.