I hate Sundays.

I thought we established we were best friends I see how it is...And to think I was going to advise you to get one of these...
It's better than a real Segway...

 

I'm sorry - we have such a torrid relationship, I'm not always sure where we are. Right, so we are the best of friends now - great.

Do they do them in green? If so, I'll have seven.
One especially for Sundays...eblazoned with "fuck you, Jesus" on the side.