I Hate Pushups

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Green, Sep 7, 2005.

  1. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Somebody shoot me. Tommarow I'll probably be doing about 600 push ups before the end of first period. Today I did about 300, and tommarow it doubles.
     
  2. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    That sucks... but at least you don't have to spend all of tomorrow studying because you're now taking college classes that, unlike high school classes, require that sort of thing.
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Hah, where do you go to college? [​IMG]
     
  4. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Miami University. Where do you go to college? [​IMG]

    This is like a fun game, only without the fun part. [​IMG]
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    What are you doing Green? PE? THey used to make us do that kinda thing in PE, and everyone would be doing lazy pushups to set records. Don't really build that much cuscle that way though.

    I soulda set the record, but this Asian kid who never smiled got in my class. Reminded me of Bruce Lee. [​IMG]
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    If you were drunk it would be more fun for the both of us. [​IMG]

    I go to UTPB, some B university in west texas... explains why you may have to study a little. [​IMG]

    What are you studying? I'm taking agronomy and agriculture economics.
     
  7. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Possibly... but I would need to be careful. I've been told that vomiting in the dorm bathrooms is now unaccpetable. [​IMG]

    I'm majoring in journalism and political science, but right now, as is expected, I'm taking a slew of lousy required classes such as botany and German.
     
  8. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I'm in band.
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Where do the drunk people throw up then? [​IMG]


    Yeah, I wanted to get into political science for a while, but since I didn't wanna be a politician or a lobbyist, my choices woulda been kinda limited. [​IMG]

    Now I'm going for agronomy so I can work for the FAO. [​IMG]
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    They want you to do push ups in band? My advice is to drop out of band.
     
  11. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    We've always done push ups in band. I can't drop out now. Now we are doing crazy amounts of push ups.
     
  12. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Erm, well, I made a typo. It's not unacceptable to vomit in the dorm sinks.

    Well, the only reason I'm majoring in political science is because at this university, all journalism majors must double-major.
     
  13. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Your teacher must be insane. How are pushups going to make you a better musician?
     
  14. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    So they can beat up the dorks in choir. Duh. [​IMG]
     
  15. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Oh, right. Or maybe the government is sending Green's band to Iraq to... to... play for the soldiers. [​IMG] So they need to get in shape.
     
  16. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Its for discipline and my teacher "Strongly believes in upper body strength". Yes, the band director is insane (not really but...).
     
  17. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

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    I dont hate them because I dont think ive ever done one real pushup before haha..!! haha jk

    peace
    chickens
     
  18. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    People who play woodwinds are terrorists!
     
  19. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    No, the terrorists are the brass-playing bastards! [​IMG]
     
  20. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I'm pretty sure its the flutes. They are so busy making bombs and other terrorist activities that they don't learn their music.
     

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