i hate penises

Is that why you married him?

 

yep, i searched near and far for the perfect penis and once i found it, i married it.

 

Why not, I remember how at home I felt the moment I slipped into the only home my little buddy is likely to ever enter from now on. It was home.....

 

ahh, scary.

 

If Sprout and I were to ever break up, I never wanna see another penis. It's an akward thing, to have that odd lump of fleshy stuff just sort of hanging there. I'm glad I don't have one....I like my nicely tucked female parts.

 

me too. im glad i dont have one as well.

 

At least having a penis makes the world my toilet. I can pee anywhere!!!

 

Yeah, it would suck to have one but you know if I had to give up one I'd have to go looking for another sometime... It's not something I'd want to do w/o very long!! Who are you kidding anyways,"I know you."

 

It's fine except when it gets exited an you got a fuckin pole in yer pants. 'S really akward at school.

 

Words of wisdom these...

 

Well...as long as they don't fall off and start hopping all over your room, they're prett peaceful beings...I guess....

 

well, i honestly pee where i want to anyways. haha.

 

what's a penis?

 

i dunno but penises are great to me

 

Its kinda like a clitty on roids.

 

oh! now i know... All I need is bunch a 'roids and then, I can have my very own penis!

 

hmm..why is it 'penises'..why not "penisei" or "penisai"? my friend asked that the other night heehee

 

Umm why would it be penisei or penisai?

 

I donno..why not is what I was asking..