i hate not getting a boner at the most opportune times

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    god damn whiskey dick[​IMG], rare but it does happened[​IMG]
     
  2. Lodog

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    I bet that pisses your girlfriend off something fierce


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  3. TheGanjaKing

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    is she crying?
     
  4. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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  5. TheGanjaKing

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    is she still tryin to overpower the alcohol?
     
  6. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    yes,
    she is...
     
  7. Lodog

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    She is most definatly a keeper then. Don't let this one be the one that got away.
     
  8. jerry420

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    it would practically be an amputaion for that to happen
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

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    if she keeps with it, ya never know. but damn, make sure you get plenty of this

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    sure as fuck don't wanna build up too much friction and suffer severe burns. thats just not cool. be wise
     
  10. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    dude,
    i only like lube when i feel like treating myself
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

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    well maybe tonight is the night.....you deserve it
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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  13. crummyrummy

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    richards realm.....
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

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    go buy a gallon of crisco.......another pint of whiskey, and go at it
     
  15. crummyrummy

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    as long as its a full tub of lard, you can just go at that....
     
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    are you talking about my gut?
     
  17. crummyrummy

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    I wasnt, but I guess I could......
     

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