i hate not getting a boner at the most opportune times

god damn whiskey dick, rare but it does happened

 

I bet that pisses your girlfriend off something fierce

 

is she crying?

 

nope, shes all smiles

 

is she still tryin to overpower the alcohol?

 

yes,
she is...

 

She is most definatly a keeper then. Don't let this one be the one that got away.

 

it would practically be an amputaion for that to happen

 

if she keeps with it, ya never know. but damn, make sure you get plenty of this



sure as fuck don't wanna build up too much friction and suffer severe burns. thats just not cool. be wise

 

dude,
i only like lube when i feel like treating myself

 

well maybe tonight is the night.....you deserve it

 

hmmmm

 

richards realm.....

 

go buy a gallon of crisco.......another pint of whiskey, and go at it

 

as long as its a full tub of lard, you can just go at that....

 

are you talking about my gut?

 

I wasnt, but I guess I could......