I hate myself and I want to die.

Yes. He's the fool. I'm the one dwelling on the fact that he doesn't love me and he's laughing it up with a new chic. What a fool.

 

You should've pulled a John Wayne Bobbitt on him.

 

alot and i mean alot of guys would kill to have you as their girl friend and if he is not smart enough to see what a great girl you are ........well then he can drop dead..to say it nicely.

 

There should be some kind of system like the banks with packs... like, if your husband/boyfriend/fiance cheats on you, their penis explodes during intercourse.

 

Mwuahahahaha. I wouldn't want him to drop dead. Just that new chic.

I guess I could cut off his magic stick.

 

There ya go!

Pogo sticks...

 

Pogo sticks?

 

Vienna Sausages?

 

Don't bring up your penis again, Georgey-Peorgey. We all know it's not the biggest in the world.

 

bigger than yours.

 

Doubtful, pookie. Very doubtful.

 

yeah... you're right.

 

That's usually the case.

 

do i sense some hostility? or am i in a hostile mood and read everything in hostlie context?

 

You're just in a hostile mood.
Georgey-Peorgey knows his role.

 

um join the club?

 

"i hate myself and i want to die" i think that's what the nirvana album - in utero was originally going to be called, or it was incesticide..... totally irrelevant

 

Can't you see? Don't you care
I want to die?
Don't you listen? Can't you hear
My silent cry?
Won't you turn? Can't you hold
Me to your heart?
Are you afraid of what might follow
Once you start?
Would you rather not believe
I'm in such pain
That all your sense and good advice
Must be in vain?
Would you rather tell yourself
I'll be OK,
And all this adolescent angst
Will go away? Ah! Would I also swim across
This lake alone!
But if you cannot swim with me,
I know I'll drown.

 

yeah he obviously wasnt worth your love.

 

Don't worry, be happy