I hate my Nacissitic Douche Co-Worker

This is what makes him such a DOUCHE!!!

- He ALWAYS dominants the conversation. Apparently he only wants to talk about his problems, hopes, dreams, essiantial oils, unethical plans, fears of sickness and death. As soon as I or anyone opens their mouth and discusses something that doesn't deal with them, he just walks away!!!
- He laughs at other people's pain. Such as a woman getting ripped off in the office, and he laughs at her.
- When he asks "Did you do it like I told you to?"
- Brags about fleecing an elderly couple in Florida with some iron clad rental agreement.
- Brags about his hybrid car and tells us how screwed we are basically everyday...!!!
- After him and I see a guy get hit by a car (The guy was over all alright, except a serious cut on his hand/wrist). He started laughing at me because I was so shook-up about it, about 10 minutes later. It wasn't one of those nervous laughs either.
- "Are you done yet?" - 1st there isn't a rush on it. 2nd don't ask me that unless there is a rush on it.

He is actually my supervisor but I don't respect him. I refer to him as my co-worker.
My plan is simple. I am going to start taking over his responsibilities and jobs. When that happens, I start delegating stuff down to him, thus I become the supervisor but a slow take-over.

 

They know not Narcissism...

And you took my quote out of your sig. You'll pay for that...

 

Take him to a pool of water and see what happens.

 

Well, the way I see it, you have two options:

1) Go postal.
2) Get into self-employment.

You could say I did both, but the last one really works. Especially after you've done six years in the army, been through three marriages, almost died on a mountain -- twice, jail, and a seemingly unending routine of shit jobs and egotistical bosses.