i had to pay to use the bathroom...

When I worked at subway the manager would have possibly hit you with a broom, regardless of any charges against her. she was a crazy bitch

 

Chaos I have to say it, you are a total imbecile.

The standard vehicle for the enforcement of toilet facility requirements in the UK is the relevant local authority licensing body.
First choose a local authority.
You will then find their *specifically detailed* requirements.

For example:-
http://www.wolverhampton.gov.uk/business/health_safety/faq.htm

I really can't be bothered explaining the national regulatory framework which gives rise to the above.Essentially it comes from the Health and Safety Exectuive.Try reading the Health and Safety at Work etc Act 1974 too if u feel it will further the meaningfulness of your existence.

I could go on in depth about my time at chambers in London, research theses.And the interaction between statutory instruments, common law remedies, action for trespass and much other hopelessly boring shit.

But it would be wasted on you.
Very wasted...

 

hmmm, there were no trees? I wouldnt want a gumball from a toilet, myself.

 

If I'd know I'd have paid for a flight to Chaos's house.
I'm sure he'd be obliging..

 

does he welcome fellow outdoor pissers?

 

Yes and number 2-ers.

 

ahhhh, sweet!!! crap and chats are so much fun.

 

I'm an imbecile? Yet I ask you for a simple penal code reference, and you give me a handful of bullshit paragraphs about how you "would explain" what it's like being a lawyer in your district?

Your pathetic smoke and mirrors tactics are not going to fool or impress anybody. If you make a claim such as having a law degree, be prepared to back it the fuck up.

I simply asked you to provide the penal code that clearly states it is a punishable offense to not offer a free working toilet if you are a business owner.

Please, provide the reference requested, or STUF. You can' do it or you would've done it.

Guess your good ol' law degree leaves you just as ignorant of the law as the rest. You're just really good at bickering.

You're a fake, and you've been called on it. Perhaps you should make a new name and come back so people wont all know you're a completely full of shit liar, huh?

 

so, can we shit in your yard or what?

 

Wild Mountain, my kids are weird and will only pee outside at night........... don't ask me, I dunno what the problem is. Sometimes I can get em to pee in corners during the day if were walking and not close enuff to a tree but they were having non-peeing outside issues over the weekend, and as for me....... try being a girl and peeing the alley of a crowded city with three kids running wild into traffic.... LOL not so easy, easier to shove em all into one stall then no one can get outta sight.

 

hmmmm, well, they are kids. cant get on em too hard. Sounds like they are learning just fine so far. keep workin with em and they'll make you proud.

 

This guy seriously sent me a link without even READING it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Directly copied and pasted from the link....

"Is there a minimum number of toilets a restaurant/take-away is required to have for customers?

Wolverhampton City Council have a local standard in respect to toilet provision for small, unlicensed cafe's, restaurants, canteens etc which were established from 1976 onwards. This standard requires:

* Provision of one public toilet and wash-hand basin where there are less than 15 seats for customers (facilities can be shared by males, females, staff and customers)
* Provision of one toilet and one wash-hand basin for females and one toilet and one wash-hand basin for males (no separate staff facilities are required) where there are 16-50 seats are provided

Other premises are required by the 'Workplace (Health, Safety and Welfare) Regulations 1992' to provide suitable and sufficient conveniences in readily accessible places."

It says nothing about pedestrians off the street.

Some lawyer...... No wonder he couldn't find the penal code I asked for. A) It doesn't exist. B) This motherfucker can't even read plain English let alone fancy law jargon.

Told you to put up or shut up man. Guess you should've shut up, motherfucker.

 

doesnt answer MY question

 

lol

workplace would mean facilities for employees am i right?

like when I worked at footlocker we had a bathroom in the back, and it was not for customers.... it was for workers.............. customers had to pee before they left home or go to a public restroom, or pee on a tree, their choice as longas they didnt do it in our shop.

 

oh and anyone can shit in my yard, we have cows and keep a poop pile and every week drive the poop pile down to the compost heap... =) have at it

 

thats cool.

 

Chaos, I really pity you.

The discussion was about customers- or people like me who walk in, sarcastically ask for a table for 3, piss and fuck off.
And Britain doesn't have "penal codes".If it did, I'm sure one would be written specifically for you.

Isn't it time you took an "assisted holiday" from RT?
.. and asked the doc to change your meds.

Oh and yes I would take a dump in your back yard.

( never argue with a numbskull everyone.passers-by won't know who's who).

 

cus⋅tom⋅er
  /ˈkʌstəmər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kuhs-tuh-mer]
1. a person who purchases goods or services from another; buyer; patron.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/customer

First of all, the discussion was about paying to piss. Not about customers or assholes that feel they're entitled to things that aren't theirs.

Second you claimed there is a requirement that states ALL SIT DOWN DINERS must allow ANYBODY WHO WANTS to use THEIR FACILITIES.

Third, while there may not be "penal codes" in Britain there is some sort of referenceable identifier for various laws, I'm certain.

I'm done. You're a fraud. Not a lawyer. You can't even grasp the concept of wtf a customer is. How could you ever be a lawyer?

 

I said that sit down facilities are required to have toilets.
If I walk into a restaurant, I'm a "customer", you toilet.
Are they gonna demand that I pay for a meal first?
They gonna sue me for trespass u numpty if I go for a piss and "change my mind" before ordering?
Do u know what trespass is?

Is a restaurant gonna say "ahh you aren't a customer til u started eating".
Idiot.

Take a course in legal interpretation.After u've passed high school...

We don't have a penal code or a civil code.Its statutes, instruments, common-law and equity you clown.


You sad, sad man...
Jesus get a life mate...

 

I know it's fucking bullshit. I mean, if I need to take a crap then I don;t mind paying 20p to use a public rest room that is kept sanitary on the proceeds, but pissing can be done anywhere, I can piss down an alley or in a drain. It's just water, and usually if I get caught short in the city it's because I've drank a load of beer so it's also non-smelly pee pee. What pisses me off is when your dying for a piss and you don't have any money, what then, should I just piss my pants?