i had to go to the grocery store, i made a list

i JUST got back from the grocery.


i got stuff for sammiches, and i got some disposable razors cause i'm too itchy to take it anymore.

just ate a sandwich, and damn it was good.

dark rye bread, red leaf lettuce of some sort...boston was in the name, sliced havarti cheese, big red tomatoes, dill pickle relish, and guldens mustard.

its incredible. the only thing that could potentially make it taste even a little better would maybe be some pastrami or something, but the meat really isnt necessary and i'm trying to cut way back on how much meat i eat.

i will admit to using two slices of cheese though.

 

i always liked making regular sandwiches with cooked veggie patties and toasted bread.

 

I haven't been n here a lot recently but the whole forum seems obsessed with sandwiches. Seeing as you forgot your winged saviours maybe you could shape a few slices of bread that could be a temporary substitute,

 

i've missed you SO MUCH. what the hell, man?!!

how ya been?

getting laid?

 

Yep. I'm saddle-sore today.

 

YAY! female?

 

ladyboy?

 

This made me laugh. YES, female.

Get your mind outta the gutter.

 

then where would i keep it?

 

In the dirty ditch over here with me.

 

*dusts of mind, tosses it to tree-hugger* thanks.

 

nesta your sammich description just made me really hungry.
i approve of both the lack of meat and the excess of cheese.

 

yep, delicious. i'm about to make another one for dinner. and a friend is coming over tonight, potentially with weed, which i haven't smoked for a while, and so i may make yet another later on

 

Did you see that video on YouTube of some lady in the 70's (maybe 60's) showing a child how to put a pad onto her underwear. The lady ripped hers off and it was full of fukcing blood!

I just about died.

KC you are nuts. Have tea or something, you are sick!

 

Dude! Ewww. Bread?! Can't she just get a few napkins or something.

 

i used toilet paper.

 

There isn't a dollar store near by?!

 

mmmm, just had my sandwich

 

i ate mustard.