I Had Sex With An Unattractive Coworker

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    fuck it. no wait... :confused:
     
  2. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    Um, you feel insulted because she thinks that she has a chance with you? Hm, I wonder why she thinks she has this chance... maybe because YOU SLEPT WITH HER?! That might be a possibility.

    Maybe this is just me being weird, but I don't go around randomly having sex with people at all... just with the guy atm whom I'm having a serious (that's right, serious) relationship with.

    Simply said: if you don't want someone to think there's a slight chance of having a second date or some remote amount of a relationship, DON'T FUCK THEM. Why is that complicated? Think with your brain instead of your pants.
     
  3. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Next time be up front and just tell them it's just sex.
     
  4. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I think I love oz's idea... He is rather brilliant.
     
  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    yea, i was kinda jealous i didn't think of it first.
     
  6. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I used to like hookers till one of them ate my luggage.
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    Juan I am so dissapointed. advice? don't have sex with people you are not attracted to-period. In fact go a step further and try not to have sex with people you don't love.
     
  8. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Hello jackasses! This thread was a joke.
     
  9. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    You're the jackass.....
     
  10. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    It was so real to me :(
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    i pretended it was real, cuz I pictured her, and that just kept the sperm flowing, wank after wank after wank

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  12. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    o0o me too, them be fine eats.
     
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