I Guarantee That I Will Win the Powerball Jackpot Tonight!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ezm8, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    Well, if not tonight, then no one will win, and I will win the next drawing. I guarantee!

    I just know it...
     
  2. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

    I hope you do brother
     
  3. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    ^ hey thanks! :)
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Congrats...
     
  5. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

    I always wonder if I won the lottery, would I tell the people on here?
     
  6. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    The $448 million Powerball jackpot will be split between three winners - one in Minnesota and two in New Jersey. The winning numbers were: 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 and Powerball 32.
    ASSOCIATED PRESS


    Thursday, August 8, 2013, 4:19 AM

    I wonder what he's going to do with $149 million?​
     
  7. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

  8. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

    Lottery tickets are for losers...Unless you win...
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    There's always next time... You never know, You could lose again.
     

  10. lololo


    yep. that's the thing. when I do buy power ball or the other big lottery (didn't this time.. do sometimes, sometimes don't...), I KNOW i'm not gonna win (but it's nice to feel lucky like I could)- but yea, at the same time you know you're not gonna win.... someone does win. and it's not someone not buying tickets.
     
  11. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter


    I am going to assume that you are being coy and that you actually won. ;)
     
  12. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    the image that I posted represents my anger at the fact that more people aren't as fabulously wealthy as I am now...

    NOW WHO WANTS TO PARTY???????
     
  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    *raises hand*

    Of course I would be pleased to celebrate your good fortune with you. :)
     
  14. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed and Confused Staff Member Super Moderator

    So how much of your $149 million did that graphic cost you?
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    zero. I was a cheap-ass motherfucker before I won the lottery, and I'm not going to let my money change me.
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter


    +rep.....:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     

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