I Guarantee That I Will Win the Powerball Jackpot Tonight!

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  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Well, if not tonight, then no one will win, and I will win the next drawing. I guarantee!

    I just know it...
     
    newbie-one, Aug 7, 2013
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  3. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    I hope you do brother
     
    skitzo child, Aug 7, 2013
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  5. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    ^ hey thanks! :)
     
    newbie-one, Aug 7, 2013
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  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Congrats...
     
    Tyrsonswood, Aug 7, 2013
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  9. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    I always wonder if I won the lottery, would I tell the people on here?
     
    wiccan_witch, Aug 8, 2013
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  11. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    The $448 million Powerball jackpot will be split between three winners - one in Minnesota and two in New Jersey. The winning numbers were: 5, 25, 30, 58, 59 and Powerball 32.
    ASSOCIATED PRESS

    Thursday, August 8, 2013, 4:19 AM

    I wonder what he's going to do with $149 million?​
     
    MeAgain, Aug 8, 2013
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  13. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    [​IMG]
     
    newbie-one, Aug 8, 2013
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  15. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Lottery tickets are for losers...Unless you win...
     
    Fairlight, Aug 8, 2013
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  17. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    There's always next time... You never know, You could lose again.
     
    Tyrsonswood, Aug 8, 2013
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  19. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    lololo


    yep. that's the thing. when I do buy power ball or the other big lottery (didn't this time.. do sometimes, sometimes don't...), I KNOW i'm not gonna win (but it's nice to feel lucky like I could)- but yea, at the same time you know you're not gonna win.... someone does win. and it's not someone not buying tickets.
     
    AmericanTerrorist, Aug 8, 2013
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  21. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I am going to assume that you are being coy and that you actually won. ;)
     
    Heat, Aug 8, 2013
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  23. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    the image that I posted represents my anger at the fact that more people aren't as fabulously wealthy as I am now...

    NOW WHO WANTS TO PARTY???????
     
    newbie-one, Aug 8, 2013
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  25. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    *raises hand*

    Of course I would be pleased to celebrate your good fortune with you. :)
     
    Heat, Aug 8, 2013
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  27. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    So how much of your $149 million did that graphic cost you?
     
    MeAgain, Aug 9, 2013
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  29. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    zero. I was a cheap-ass motherfucker before I won the lottery, and I'm not going to let my money change me.
     
    newbie-one, Aug 9, 2013
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  31. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    +rep.....:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Aug 9, 2013
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