I grant you one wish, but if you accept I will take something from you

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jun 28, 2013.

  1. AmericanTerrorist

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    I'll pass. :)
     
  2. bird_migration

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    Duly noted.
     
  3. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    lolz:)
     
  4. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I wish you would quit taking things from people.
     
  5. AmericanTerrorist

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    Granted!
    YES!!

    NOW BIRD... I would like enough money to buy me and Dan and Cason a beach house :D
    after you grant tazer now !
     
  6. bird_migration

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    Wish not granted.
     
  7. bird_migration

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    Think again, I did not grant the previous wish.
     
  8. AmericanTerrorist

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    Well, my wish was contingent on that one. But really it didn't say in the rules that you could just not grant wishes if you didn't like them you know. :)
     
  9. bird_migration

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    Such is my power, dear Terrorist.
     
  10. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Why don't you like me?
     
  11. bird_migration

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    I didn't like your wish, because it makes me less powerful.
     
  12. AmericanTerrorist

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    Okay well my wish I don't want then.

    Altho if I could word my wish like this....
    "I wish I could wake up one morning, healthy and fit in body and spirit living in the new beach house we just bought w our lottery winnings with my equally healthy husband and son there with me as well as all of our family members and friends who are visiting and in great health and spirits because of the elimination of the global elites and the approaching world peace..."


    ^^^(that's what i'm talkin bout)
     
  13. bird_migration

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    Wish granted.

    I will take away your ability to have an orgasm.
     
  14. AmericanTerrorist

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    honestly.... okay sounds not too bad considering was I was just granted :)
     
  15. Maelstrom

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    Jinn operate by their own rules. That is why the wishes must always be worded very carefully.
     
  16. TAZER-69

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    I can live with that.
     
  17. AmericanTerrorist

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    If you look back on how I worded my wish I don't even know if he granted that if he COULD take away what he took from me.
    But...shhhh because I think he could probably somehow find something worse to take instead ;)
     
  18. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    There is no "denial of wish" clause in the contract that you offered.

    Your failure to grant Tazer's wish represents a breach of contract, thus rendering any agreements made by the terms of that contract null and void.

    Further, Tazer is entitled to compensatory and punitive damages
     
  19. bird_migration

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    Thank you for ruining it for everyone. I will no longer grant any wishes whatsoever.
     
  20. AmericanTerrorist

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    I think w the ones you've already granted people should now be able to have a choice if they accept them or not.
     

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