I gotta quit being friends with girls.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Mr. Mojo Risin', Apr 23, 2008.

  1. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Dont listen to Pressed Rat. Hes still waitin on the pubes hehehe.
     
  2. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Yeah, they tried that. And sucked at it :D
     
  3. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    So...your objective is to put your dick inside other people, rather than getting to know those people?
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Hehe... that's awesome.

    Animals are much, much cooler than humans. :D
     
  5. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I just got really sick of the crap when they both told me the "Just Friends" thing.

    One girl, I was supposed to go to this birthday party with. And I was just kidding around and telling her it would be cool and we could talk there and whatnot. And then she goes "We're friends and only friends blah blah."

    I mean, what the fuck did she think, I was gonna rape her at that party? How much does she plan this shit ahead?
     
  6. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    maybe if you stopped hanging out with shallow whores who are incapable of knowing whats good for them...
    i mean, um, yeah, women are teh suzz0rz and totally 'gay'
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I think so too... I always say put people in zoos and let the animals hang at my house...
     
  8. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    'beautiful girls' are not a single entity, bub.
     
  9. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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  10. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Yes they do have a crap taste, but I think its more age related than how beautiful they are or whatever.
     
  11. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Yeah. It's just that in my experience, schmucks get the all the good ones.
     
  12. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Man, you're 17. Of course everything sucks. And it'll continue to suck until you're in your 20s. Socially, people are fucking retarded until their mid-20s. Myself included.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    There was this old show that use to be on Nick, it was called "Fifteen" go to youtube, watch it, take notes and you will know what to do next guy..
    Good luck my friend, good luck...
     
  14. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Don't degrade yourself by being vulnerable to a girl like that

    blow her off and she will probably start liking you, its ridiculous but true
     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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  17. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Actually, I'm pretty happy and satisfied with myself. I never had any of those typical teenage problems.

    Until now, I guess. This really is rather pathetic.
     
  18. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    So much I could say...

    So little I would say...

    Alcohol can be a good thing. :rolleyes:
     
  19. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I blew off both these girls. Let's wait and see if you're right :)
     
  20. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Yeah dude.

    Strange shit happens when everyone is drunk.
     
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