I was pulled over last night and the officer asked me if I had a police record. I told him "No, but I have a couple albums by Sting". He didn't laugh.
No cop in the US has needed a real warrant in over a decade, which is about how long they've been confiscating people's cameras and cellphones whenever they like. Trust me, pigs don't get paid for their sense of humor. If they become anymore fascist, I expect them to start wearing swastikas and jackboots at night, just like they used to do in the old days. Some 40% of Americans insist Donald Duck is being constructive, despite attempting to declare martial law at every opportunity and being shunned by the entire international community. You don't need a weatherman to know, which fucking way the wind blows.
When I worked at Heathrow, the 36 hour rule applied when I was working on aviation equipment or ATC. One day after signing the log in book, I suddenly announced, "An I OK, I had a wine gum last night". Needless to say, like most of the staff who knew me, he burst out laughing.
Funny. Not trying to outdo you but just keeping it in the cop jokes. The other day I was speeding and a cop caught up to me with lights flashing. I sped up more but eventually I felt it was better to just pull over. After checking my driver license and registration yet ask me if I was running away because I wasn’t some sort of trouble, because I was about to get a big fine unless I had a real good excuse. I told him I thought he was trying to bring me my ex back
