I got laid!!!

was this the first time you made her cum or something...

 

no. it wasnt the first time. but it was the first tiem we did it in like six months, so I had to or it would prolly be an omen or something

 

did you pat yourself on the back afterwards...

 

no she did

 

womp womp woooomp....sure it wasnt a pity pat...
im kidding good job sporto...


its dead today..

 

I dont know. i dont have nobody to compare it to . is an hour good?

 

i think anything above .0000000002 is good

 

At least he's being honest....most guys say that they get every girl off, every time. We know better than that....

Good work Death!

 

I know this one guy who said he gave a girl 34 orgasms in a row with his fingers.

 

thats so dumb...

 

haha......I hope you're joking and not that gullible....

 

That's a lot of fingers!!

 

im not joking. he says that. I dont believe him.

 

well i would hope you wouldnt believe him...thats a pretty outrageous fairytale there...

 

Some parts of it we're a little incoherent and didn't seem to tie together, but in the end, it was still a great show.

Seriously though, way to go Death.

 

what a douchebag he must be.
thats such a load of shit haha

 

The only reason you got laid is cause I felt sorry for you and I paid her.

 

Did you wrap it? Just think about all the other guys she fucked while she was gone. And trust me, she fucked plenty of them. Girls are girls, and they will every time.

 

of course!!!! and she was honest about who she was with too.

 

She was good. She was good. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh