I got cooties!

Not crabs...just to be clear

I'm lonely! Talk to me!

 

I'll talk to you just as soon as you wash yourself down with kerosine to get rid of your cooties.

 

Saying you have cooties and mentioning crabs my be why you're lonely

 

Good point.

 

See I dont have cooties but I got crabs. Its a bitch aint it

 

I'm just bored! Maybe I go buy some ice cream.....

 

I don't have herpes, my crabs at it all.

 

im borred and dont even have cooties to keep me amused,everybodys gone somefuckingwhere and left me !...what say we burn the whole worthless country to the ground!!!!

 

I have cake! Want some? I'll be your friend.

 

At what age did our fear of cooties give way to our fear of HIV/AIDS? This is one of many questions that haunt me through the night.

 

i like cake ...id be your friend even if you didnt have any ,...im justlike that ..thanks!

 

HEY, those are my cooties!!!!

I demand you give them back this instance

 

they are their own selfes cooties , and can be with who they want to!!!

 

I don't want cooties! someone please take mine away!