I feel the same way...though there are bastards of every species, even plants...such as asparagus...I despise them. & there are a few nice humans...but I'd still rather be a cat. An alley cat. To prowl around the allleys getting laid and eating out of dumpsters. Oh,sounds like the life.
why not just take it a level further to sewer rat & t least then some of the asshole humans wont wanna be anywhere near ya and u can just eat shit and fuck all day