i feel like kicking someone's ass.

I'm kinda grouchy too... Do you feel that this is your fault or are you blaming others?

I am blaming the show "Intervention". I stayed up late watching it, now I'm tired. I blame the addict on the show for being so damn interesting.

 

The question is, does anyone feel like licking my ass??

 

ummm, well...

 

I can't lick a stranger's ass.

 

i know that finnegan lady from intervention's brother in law. oddly enough he was my AA sponsor.

 

Um ah....are you sure this is the right thread?
But yeah, I'd have a crack at it (pardon the punn)

 

*snaps*

Candy Finnigan!

 

I kinda felt like that until I had a cigarette today.

 

I had a few glasses of wine last night to make me feel better. I ended up making an ass of myself, but hey that's nothing new.

 

KC, I could do with somebody slapping me aropund a bit today. I don't want any mental torture or anguish though, just a few swift sharp slaps in the face.

 

i can do that. i think i've developed a crush.

 

Today, I've pretty much been a self-absorbed idiot all day and tonight made a close friend cry due to my complete lack of interest in something really important she was trying to tell me.
I really need to be slapped quite hard.

BTW, Why do you look so unimpressed in your avatar? It makes me feel inadequate and a little uneasy. Kinda like I'm pissin' you off.

 

that's my bored bitchy face. when i'm argumentative and shitty, i put up that avatar...rather, i should say, when i'm aware of being argumentative and shitty, i put up that avatar. self awareness is not my greatest strength.

 

One of these days I'd love to have aflaming argument with you. I'm sure you'd burn me to the ground but I'd probably survive by pissing my pants laughing.

 

just for you, i changed it to my "bitch wearing a ton of make up" pic. maybe i should just show the cleavage from that pic. that'd be funny.

i myself find arguments to be HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS. some people just don't understand that.

 

Phew! Less scary. Cleavage? I don't know why but that word made me think of Bird. That's pretty fucked.

I don't particularly like arguments in real life but on here, I love to see two people getting it on. It's so much more fun than watching tham tell each other how sweet and cute and hot they are.

 

Fuck. the picture just made me forget about Bird. Instantly. It's gettting hot in here.

 

i need a good fight to keep my blood flowing.

and it's a proven fact that starin at breasts is good for men's healthy. it reduces their blood pressure for extended periods of time. i'm just doing my part to smooth ruffled feathers, since i'm typically the one kicking them into a flurry.

 

You don't get breasts like that over here.
I had really forgotten what I was missing.
Two more good reasons to visit the US.

 

corn and milk fed american jersey....