i eat like im pregnant

well for DINNER i had a doughnut hole, a brownie, the leftover pasta in cheese sauce warmed up in the microwave with parmasean cheese mixed in, a handful of popcorn, a few handfuls of cereal, and a cheese quesadilla with tofurky in it.. thats not a lot, right?

 

are you pregnant

 

i only pray that im the father

 

no

 

no, I'm the father.

 

! sssh

 

HAHa pauly wog i thought you said "i only pray that i get fatter"

becky.. i already had you in my sig before you posted this

 

by the way.. pauly wog is having MY baby

 

meg, i still think your a mind-reader

 

whos baby am i having

 

In that case I eat like I'm pregnant.
I hope I'm not pregnant.

 

i hope so too

 

katies!

 

im having a hot lesbian! :H

 

waaait, lemme get this straight...

Meg and i are having a baby

and then becky and katie are having a baby.

or am i gonna have a baby with meg and becky...i mean i could do it, but wow, thats alot of work.

 

PUSSY! ... :H

 

no no pauly.. just mine. i'm having your baby.

becky is having katies.

then you can keep screwing a pregnant me.. i'm only a month.. i'm still skinny!

 

alright then! i cant wait

 

i spit a pen at my dog

 

OOOH and me and paul can have unprotected sex now seeing as i'm already pregnant! haha well.. thats how we got into this place where we are now