i did myself with a carrot am i going to die?

\ Steril your insides are.. FaithSinclair .. you dont need to defend your post, You say the right shit< no pun intended...

 

WOW! First all of the talk lately was with salmonella and tomatoes. Now I'm not gonna want to eat veggies again!

Don't worry...I'm just playing. I myself would never put a carrot up there, but that's just me.

 

Yeah I agree with the use a condom thing. But if you don't feel anything yet than don't worry about it nothing's going to happen later on. What I read about in another forum was the bad effects would start very quickly if they do happen. By sticking stuff in there and leaving it there for awhile, you can absorb things into your bloodstream and get very sick. Some person said they got very ill sticking a peeled banana in there.

 

You idiot. Everyone knows Pineapples are the best thing for anal.


But seriously? Did you even THINK before you stuck the carrot up your ass, that maybe, just maybe, you could hurt yourself? Or was it like

Hey theres a carrot

I should stick it in my ass.

But I digress, I feel a bit sorry for you in actuality. I too was worried about my poop chute once as well. I was constipated for about a week and a half, I finally poo'd and the sheer girth of this massive chunk of digested material was literally the size of a small babies leg. I wiped and there was blood all over the paper. So I went to the hospital and when the lady at the front desk inquired as to why I was visiting the ER, I had to inform this poor woman, who looked to be at least 100 years old that I poo'd so big I was bleeding everywhere. So don't feel bad, you're not the only one who's had butt trouble.

 

rofl

 

PMSL this is some funny shit.

 

You can't go ass to mouth...

 

Do YOU want to end up like this?
THINK before you do another vegetable.

Safe sex: it not just for mammals.

 

waite bob are u a dude? and why a carrot of all vegitables a carrot? was it the first time u put any thing up thaire? why on earth did u do it? waire are ur parents?

 

fucking A someone finally got the damn joke.. Thank you MikeE:cheers2:

 

I don't work in an ER, just an office and I see people with bugs up their ass all the time.

I haven't read all the posts in this thread, but kid if that was a serious question and ur seriously concerned, stop worrying.

Unless your immune system is seriously compromised, the body is made to take care of most microbes. We consume them all the time, sometimes they make us sick and we get over it most of the time.

Your ass already is dealing with its own e-coli and other bacteria - it's a whole ecosystem in your digestive tract. Someone already mentioned that we eat carrots.

However, I would go with a dildo because they are smoother and more pliant and less likely to tear you a new asshole. Injury is about your main risk and if you are not hurting then you weren't injured.

 

It takes one to know one.
(George isn't blind yet, he's still in the "needs glasses" stage. THAT explains why Laura doesn't smile very often.)

 

I just remember Captain Kagaroo and his rabbit with glasses. But I expected, just like that you post... LOL.

 

carrots are kinda brittle, funniest scenario would be if the tip of the carrot broke off and get stuck up his ass LOL

how do you explain that one to the doctor

 

agreed ^

 

a guy i knew back in college earned the nickname plugger after a trip to a+e one weekend,
story was he had been fingering his ass and his hand cramped up, as he stood up to try and pull it free with his other hand he slipped... ended in a heap on the floor..dislocating his friend went around to his place and found him on the floor ion agony, but couldnt bring himself to help plugger out of his predicament and he helped him to the car and took him to a+e.
well thats what i can remember from the story anyway.. soo funny at the time

 

You won't die but good news! Your eyesight will improve!

 

I think your ass got a healthy supplement of vitamin A, if you ask me.

 

Masturbation is supposed to make you blind - Yet carrots are good for your eyesight. Interesting concept of one cancelling the other out.

 

class, says it all, i agree