I cut my hair fairly short. But I don't care. It was fairly long, but now it's just below my ear... my neck hasn't been this expsed in ages...
Long hair does not a hippie make, nor love of drugs, nor necklaces of braided hemp, nor a closet full of tie-dyes
For the record, I am not now fucking, nor have I ever fucked, Yoda, or any other Muppets, or fictional characters, or representations thereof.
OK, I suppose that by having sex with my X, I was fucking a fictional character. She is a legend in her own mind...But, still, I draw the line well above Muppets!