I could pwn you.....

MAH JONG!

and pictionary.

 

All those games except for monopoly suck anyway, so you probably could. Put a real mans game on, like gears or cod4, then we'll get down to business.

 

crossword puzzles...

 

scrabble, until I married Andy. He is the only person besides my grandma who can kick my ass.

 

oh yeah.. and jigsaw puzzles

 

i'll pwn all of you in water chugging

 

i will beat any of your asses at any fighting game...mortal kombat...street fighter...king of the fighters...soul calibur...you will also find yourself quite the asshole rather quickly playing me in a game of asshole...

 

oh and also i rule at "crusin the usa" and "crusin' the world" the race car arcade game. and SF rush too..

 

Kings Corner...(card game)
puzzles...
Mario Kart...

 

I will pwn you hardcore at Mario Kart Double Dash for game cube or Mario Kart 64.


And Jerry, you don't want to see me on the Killer Instinct. Orchid, biotch!!!

Oh and Soul Caliber....fuggeddaboutit

 

:smilielol5:

Please, I'm a loser who had tons of empty time to master that game...

 

I haven't played in over a year and will still make you cry.

For real.

We will play and you will lose.

 

Pfft, I would own you so bad that the voice on Mortal Kombat would pop out of nowhere and say...

 

I'm heard similar jibber-jabber from several fallen foes.

When you're ready, you know where to find me.

Hope you're good at power boosts. I can dodge red shells, yo.

 

oh i will take you up on that challenge someday my friend...and soul calibur?...psssh...you're so gonna fucking lose...

 

Is Soul Caliber 4 out yet?

 

yeah with darth vader...yoda and darth vaders apprentice...

 

I didn't think Vader had an apprentice?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEn37-vvCP8&feature=related

 

I "own" at making girls smile.

All the time.