I confess

Remember all the times you blamed you family member for stealing the last of something from the fridge. Well,I must confess it was me. I did it and you owe them an apology and you need to get some more of the stuff I ate the last of because I'm still hungry.
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I have more nerve than a brass turd. ~I think it was my grandma~

 

I was wondering what happened to my semen sample - damn girl, just ask next time

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Not enough evidence for that theft lol.

 

it wasnt her. i thought it was the sperm i had saved of god's. i knew it tasted different

 

so immaculate conception is done orally, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, intresting.